Our crew of chocolate arrrrtisans are back! They’ve put together a box of assorted chocolates usin’ only the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, ye never know what yer goin’ ta plunder. Indulge in chocolate delights like Double Fudge Octopuses, Chocolate Monkeys, Chocolate Caramel Ponys, Choco-verines, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, it’s hot out there at sea puttin’ our boxes o’ chocolate at risk. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt into a puddle. We even distracted the Ocean Masters with wine and rum so they won't be tempted to raid our stockpile.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 14, 2020 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2020 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
Sure, after ye win a battle ye get some plunder. But wouldn’t it be great if'n ye had a mate who could crawl aboard their ship and pinch an extra bit o' booty fer ye? Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Karkinos Plushie to stow away on yer ship. Just be sure ye keep him away from anyone with a stick of butter lookin’ hungry.
We get it. Bein’ on a ship fer days on end can make a pirate crabby. Take a break on land and earn the September Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 4 different crafting sessions.
More fruity delights are headin’ yer way. If ye didn’t get yer fill in July, ye can presently procure plenty of plum perishables. The Department o' Treasury has created a Gold Box that’s ripe fer the pickin’. This box is jam-packed and filled with fruity plumder like Double Plum Monkeys with Tricornes, Plum Owls, Plum Jaguars, and Double Plum Pups!
Let’s face it. Not every pirate is lookin’ to plumge into purple *cough* Cronus *cough*. If this is the case fer ye, rest assured that ye may also find something with a bit of a shine. Ye can collect gold trinkets, furniture, pets, a tan Chameleon, and gold chromas!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 17 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
If’n yer like Cronus and unable to remember yer left from right, just be sure ye ram yer foe, not rocks. When all else fails, find a mate who is willin’ to ram 'em fer ye. Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gorgonyx Plushie who can set a collision course.
While yer hidin’ from the heat, ye might as well find yerself a game or two in the inn. Complete 10 parlor games to earn the August Seal o'Piracy!