Our fine crew was digging around in cold storage and found a number of boxes that were covered in thick layers of ice. We’re not sure how long they’ve been there, but surly pirates can handle a little freezer burn.
Crack open this month's Ice Mystery Box and stare hungrily at the chilly offerings. These ice cubes may contain frigid items like Ice blue Arctic Parrots, Ice Spiders, True Blue and Ice Blue Yetis, Ice blue Sea Otters, and more!
For more information about the full contents of the 2018 Ice Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Ice Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab ‘em before they melt!
Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Small Dog Plushie to snuggle!
Your New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging! Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by participating in 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution a real pirate can keep.
They’ve done it again! Rumsick blue monkeys gained access to our dye facilities, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Dragons, Hatted Parrots, Pets, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed bandits.
Ye can either avert yer eyes from the blaring pink unicorns and other blinding pigments, or embrace it and invite them to be yer newest crewmember.
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
The Frost Kraken has attacked Captain Snowbeard in search of revenge, scattering his toys across the seven seas and threatening the holiday season! Help save the festivities by collecting the scattered toys so Captain Snowbeard can focus on tracking down and defeating the Frost Kraken.
Each ocean has been divided into 5 teams, with pirates from the same crew all being placed on the same team. Ye can participate by defeating Brigands and Barbarians to win toy parts and assembling them into Blast Monkeies, Sky-shark Gliders, and Pirate Playsets. Full details can be found here.
The competition ends on Tuesday, January 2nd at 3 PM PST.