The dog days of summer are here, ye can peel it in our bones. What better way to enjoy the heat of summer than with some banana cream plunder?
The Department o' Treasury has covered this month's Gold Box with an apeeling banana cream flavor. This month devour Banana Striped Chameleons, Banana Ravens, Banana Cream Cats, and Banana Cream Penguins. Strangely, ye may also peel back this small box to find a whole banana Elephant Statue. We cannot explain the magic of bananas, but we can enjoy its tasty offerings.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 17 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Act fast, before they split.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Cultist Plushie to join yer crew. Word of advice, if it resembles ye or yer mates, ye might want to take special care of it. At least remove the pins.
It’s time to stop hiding on yer ship and show other pirates how to have a little fun. Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ a non-Navy session of 5 different duty puzzles.
Get ready to go bananas with the always appealing Banana Mystery Box! Split open these boxes to find Banana Octopuses, Banana Boas, Banana Bunnies, Banana Cream Ponies, and more! These items are ripe for the pickin’ Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 20, 2019 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split!
It’s hard not to trumpet this news from the crowsnest. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Pelican Plushie to harass landlubbers visiting the beaches. There’s no hiding yer fish with these mates.
If ye still have room in his bill after giving him a snack, try filling it with some plunder. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ in sea battles with 20 different brigands. Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.