Get ready to go bananas with the always appealing Banana Mystery Box! Split open these boxes to find Banana Octopuses, Banana Boas, Banana Bunnies, Banana Cream Ponies, and more! These items are ripe for the pickin’ Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 20, 2019 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split!
It’s hard not to trumpet this news from the crowsnest. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Pelican Plushie to harass landlubbers visiting the beaches. There’s no hiding yer fish with these mates.
If ye still have room in his bill after giving him a snack, try filling it with some plunder. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ in sea battles with 20 different brigands. Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.
Spring is sailing into port after a long winter festooned in periwinkle finery. It’s hard to believe that winter is behind us, but believing takes practice. Make no mistake; the seas in spring are quite treacherous. The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly. What better way to do that than with this new hue?
Obtain one of these Gold Boxes and it may sprout Periwinkle Parrots, Toucans, Tigers, and Unicorns. Sure, ye may not have seen these colors in the wild yet, but ye don’t have to understand things for them to be.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Don’t wait. Just like the first bulbs of spring, this box won't be around long!
Fer too long the Inns on the oceans ‘ave been filled with spirits n’ sea shanties, yet missing one thing. Not anymore! Fer a limited time, head to yer local furnisher an’ order yerself a mirrored ball for installation around yer dance floor.
Once hooked up, pirates in the room will be able to perform various funky dances via a variety of chat commands. We suggest ye take it slow as some commands may cause yer pirate to convulse uncontrollably.
What are ye waiting fer? Get out there and cut a rug; it’s time to parrrrrrrrty!