We let monkeys pick out the colors for this box, and the results are quite...bright. Behold (if ye dare) the Booch Box! Get familars, pets, ships, and other goodies, in eye-searing color combinations nature never intended. Colors include magenta and even seasonal colors, likely to make ye stand out in a crowd!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
Gold Boxes are now available! The patchy fox returns this month with gold fur and red, black, and white handkerchiefs. If ye can spot the color-changing chameleon familiar, the secondary colors for August are red, lime, and aqua!
If ye missed plum in July, ye have a second chance now with seasonal chroma and trinkets. Collect gold trinkets, furniture and pets, and keep an eye out for mossy mousse hair dye and orange crystal ball furniture!Find Gold boxes at your island bank until August 11th at 3 PM PDT. You can find the full list of prizes, right here.
Own a subscription or make a purchase of $9.99 or more in August to receive a tabletop model baghlah! This is the sixth ship in the model ship series.
Escape the full glare of the summer sun with some relaxing time at the inn! Grab a mug (or two) of yer favorite grog. Earn yer August Seal o'Piracy by completing any 10 parlor games.
For months, merchants from the Empire have reported an unusual number of ships missing or destroyed in previously quiet waters. Those lucky to survive the attacks report “Giant Snakes” emerging from the sea. The Brotherhood of Applied Cryptozoology has confirmed these were kraken attacks!
This legendary sea monster was once only a whispered rumor - the mysterious source for Kraken’s Blood. Now, talk is swirling around pirate inns, claiming there are vast treasures to be found in the kraken’s lair. A new mysterious material, Kraken’s Ink, has been discovered. A local alchemist was seen purchasing large amounts of the material to transform it into Kraken’s Blood!
Be warned! Large ships cannot approach the kraken, as the beast will quickly send them to Davy Jones’ Locker. Ships traveling to a Kraken’s Lair should stock one lifeboat for each pirate aboard. Ye can find this commodity at yer local shipyard. This will allow the crew to approach the kraken in small, maneuverable rowboats. Avoid the tentacles and collect treasure!
Furnisher owners are enthusiastic about the new sea monster hunt and advertisements for specialty rowboats are starting to appear:
Krazy Karen’s Kraken Kraze Klearance!
Kustomize yer rowboat on yer next Kraken Konfrontation!
*Rowboat Kits last 15 login days.