While our backs were turned, some magenta monkeys pilfered our eggnog and gained access to the dye facilities, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Mixed-up Macaws, Scrambled Spiders, Chaotic Chameleons, Panda de Primaveras, Purple Porkers, Bluebellephants, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed bandits.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 2, 2020 you'll receive a free Booch Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
As ye may have heard, In the ice-choked seas of the far north, the Toymakers toil through spring, summer and autumn. Compelled, perhaps, by forgotten oaths or an ancient and primal desire to spread merriment and joy, they painstakingly craft shipments of shiny new playthings. As the days grow short, they load their baubles by the cartload into a fleet of waiting merchant vessels, southbound for ports across the ocean and the homes of small pirates.
But a rumour has spread among the brigands, those scurvy cut-throats who care nothing for the spirit of the season, that "thar be rum in them tubs". And so they've fallen upon the toy-laden fleet, seizing the Toymakers' goods! Help the Toymakers recover what’s left o’ their goods.
From now until January 2nd, battles with Brigands and Barbarians have a chance to award special toy part trinkets as prizes! Sets of toy parts may be brought to trading posts and assembled into brand new toy furniture items: Pirate Teddy, Hobby Pony, and a Loot Train! Decorate your home and satisfy yourselves by giving a good wallopin' to bands of miserable marauders!
Reclaim what was yours and teach those roaming scallywags that it's a lot more polite to simply buy rum! Join a voyage to hunt down some toy parts today!
The seas may be frozen, but that doesn’t cool a pirate’s thirst fer treasure. At this time o' year we suggest ye look in festively wrapped boxes rather than under an X on the sand. Ye never know; ye may just turn up some cranberried treasure.
In celebration of winter, the Department o' Treasury has wrapped December’s Gold Box with festive items designed to celebrate the season. These berry merry boxes are stuffed full of goodies like Merry Monkies, Festive Firedrakes, Merry Mustelids, and Merry Monsters.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until December 16 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Sometimes ye have to set sail and take a risk to discover new things. Somethin’s just a myth until ye end up pillagin’ one up. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a mythical Yeti Plushie as evidence of their existence. Ye’ll still have some naysayers, but at least ye have something to keep ye warm at night.
Put on yer warm sailin' gear, an earn those shinies. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 30 sea battles. Sea battles involving a Longship, either as your ship or the opponent, count triple.