Fun fact: Unscrupulous scallywags ‘ave a love o’ chocolate. Even the saltiest among us can’t resist a box o’ chocolates. Open one today n’ sample the mysterious flavors collected inside.
This year we’ve asked our chocolate artisans to put together a box with the highest quality fresh ingredients. Act now to uncover Chocolate Raven familiars, Chocolate Cat Pets, Azarbad the Great Figurine, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2016 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Ippolito Statue to keep ye company!
A pirate's reputation is second only to his or her ambition for more loot! Earn the September Seal o'Piracy by performing 2 different actions that earn yer pirate Conqueror Reputation like fightin’ Brigand Kings, defeatin’ skellies and zombies, or completin’ raids and expeditions.
They’ve done it again! Pesky, rumsick monkeys have run amuck with this box, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Monkeys, Spiders, Pets, 'n more can be found in random seasonal colors.
Even more alarmin', we’ve spotted a strange new creature rolling around eyin' the sugarcane suspiciously. While adorable, this unpredictable creature is prone to lurin' in unsuspectin' greenies who just want to pet it’s head. It's Panda-monium!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
Strap on yer runnin' sandals 'n vault into this month's Gold Box! Look deep into yer Orange Crystal Ball t' see if a medal be in yer future!
Presidin' o'er the ceremonies be the illustrious Admiral Finius. He has commandeered a plethora o' plum chromas fer yer enjoyment!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.