Unexplained summer squalls are blowin' across the seas. Thar be shipwrecks from some several unusual vessels. A whole load o' barrels along with ghost Monkeys, Sea Green Octopus, Sea Green Parrots, 'n more can be found amongst the flotsam. Nah only that, but thar seems t' be somethin' new, somethin' wabbaly, somethin’ that ingested too much rum, that’s wandering amongst the debris; Rumjug Pets.
Just in case ye be tossed o'erboard durin' one o' these storms 'n lose yer rags, ye can prolly cobble together some o' the driftin' items to wear in the form o' a Ruffian Barrel. Just note that we don't suggest ye try usin' it as flotation o'er a waterfall.
For more information about the full contents of the Tempest Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
The dog days of summer are here. Ye can peel it in yer bones. What better way to enjoy the heat of summer than goin’ bananas with banana cream plunder?
The Department o' Treasury has covered this month's Gold Box with an apeeling banana cream flavor. This month devour Banana Monkeys with Hats, Banana Owls, Banana Wolverines, and Banana Cream Elephants. Strangely, ye’ll find they do not spoil no matter how long ye leave them out. We cannot explain the magic of bananas, but we can enjoy the tasty offerings.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 15 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Act fast, before they split.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Archelon Plushie to join yer crew. Ye may be tempted to check what plunder he’s hiding, but he won't take kindly to ye lookin’. Next thing ye know, yer skuck in a net waitin’ fer someone to come rescue ye.
It’s time to stop hiding on land and take to the seas. Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ any 5 expeditions.
Banana, ooh na-na (ay)
I gave my hearty a bandana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)
Bought it in a bank on Morgana, na-na-na
Oy, hoped ta find a small Toucana (ay)
Need boxes full o’ nanners (uh huh)
Banana, ooh na-na (uh)
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 11, 2020 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2020 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split! Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.