Have ye earned a boatload of treasure on yer many adventures? Do ye consider yerself a gentleman of fortune? If so, the limited edition Crimson Class Sloop will be a perfect addition to yer armada of vessels!
Ye spent many an hour on the seas pillagin’ and plunderin’ yer way to greatness, so ye’ll want to keep that bounty under lock and key. The hold has a special treasure room to keep yer prized possessions safe.
Show off to yer known world the comfort that treasure can buy. The ship says lavishness on every surface - from the plush furnishing to the gilded statues. The cabin is perfect for entertaining a more intimate group of hearties. Leave the rabble in the hold, this is where ye’ll entertain yer top hearties in the affluence they deserve.
From the exclusive captain’s cabin, ye can access a private deck. From here, survey yer riches, and enjoy the fresh sea air!
Declare yerself the Crimson Pirate! Visit yer local shipyard today, because the Crimson Class Sloop will only be available through June 23rd!
Oh, and did we mention it be red? It be mighty red...
to bring your doom and prepare for war...
by moonlit curse and cultist roar..
we dance and chant and into this volcano pour...
snakes and hate and blood and gore...
And from the world's black belly flows our enlightened and grim lore!
The Enlightened Ones gather together followers for Vargas the Mad from far and wide. Their madness is spreading faster than normal, and larger numbers of cultists are being reported on nearby cursed isles. Ye can’t be sure why, but may it be related to the recent full moon? Whispers from brave adventurers say the followers take longer to regroup between fights, allowing pirates a bit more time to plunder Vargas the Mad’s riches!
Look lively or ye may be lost to the noxious fog!
Go bananas with the Banana Mystery Box! Open boxes to find banana colored furniture, clothing, trinkets, ships and chroma. Ye’ll also spot banana monkeys with tricorn hats and elephants adorned in banana and black. Will ye see the new banana spider familiar? You don’t even need a monkey to open up this box of side-splitting fun!
For more information about the full contents of the 2014 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so don’t slip up and miss them!
The Smuggler’s Guild is circulating information among members about a new series of Black Boxes. We’ve managed to get our hands on the information and decoded it for ye pirates. The skeletal monkey has gone into hiding, but Series 5 will have a new black raven familiar. For those nights when ye need to blend into the darkness, black seals, pigs and rabbits have been added to the box.
Ye’ll also find new Black Box trinkets that can be held in portraits. Be sure to take yer trinkets to a Trading Post, as there are whispers of a new familiar scurrying in from the jungle. Purchase a Spider Box artifact and ye'll have a creepy-crawly all yer own!