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A Carnival of a Cruise!

Posted in The Spyglass

Sometimes when a crew's been at sea for a long, long time, they come back to shore a little...funny. An' sometimes th' ship they were on does too, it seems!

The Funhouse Class Sloop is full o' surprise an' amusement. Fer one thing, ye won't be needin' ladders to go belowdecks, not when this beauty's equipped with spiral slides! Take yer best mates (or yer worst enemies) into th' heart of th' ship an make use o' th' dunk tank. The shark in th' tank ought to give 'em a good scare! If ye wander into quarters that look askew, don't worry, it ain't on account of too much rum. It's a funhouse, after all!

Th' Funhouse Class Sloop is available through April 30, 2016. Get to yer local shipyard today!

Beauteous Gold Boxes!

Posted in The Spyglass

'Tis time fer the sparkle o' Gold Boxes, tinged with a bit o' spring fever! April Gold Boxes have just shipped in, and they're brimming with goods like emerald/diamond sea turtle pets, toucan familiars in a variety of spring-y hues, Admiral Finius *and* Widow Queen statues, Spring Green chromas an' Bottled Bluebeard temporary hair dye.

Yer also like to find all manner o' golden treasures, including golden piggy banks filled with pieces o' eight! Just pour 'em out on the ground and roll in 'em, we won't judge ye.

Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 11th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.

Monthly Reward and Melee!

Posted in The Spyglass

Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Royal Blue Eastern Bench for your pirate lair!

Spring fever's got everyone feeling feisty! Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engaging in melees with three Brigand Kings.

Find Yer Best Mate!

Posted in The Spyglass

Find Yer Mate!

Lonely on long solo voyages? Lookin' fer stimulatin' conversation? Try the new Pirate Match, an' find like-minded hearties! Pirate Match be a bulletin board found in each Inn, an' on it ye can post yer piratey profile an' preferences for an ideal pirate match. Pirate Match will then suggest compatible candidates. Swab right if ye like the look of a potential mate, or swab left to fling 'em back into the sea!

Need tips fer gettin' quality matches? Try the followin': Use yer best portrait on yer profile, an' make sure it still looks like ye! If the portrait's over a decade old, don yer finest piratey attire an' commission a new one. It's worth it! Also, try givin' potential hearties a show o' yer personality. Got the commodities market viciously cornered on yer home island? Say so! Best coxswain on the entire ocean? Write that down! Always do corner fries as yer first move in the drinkin' puzzle? ...Er, maybe omit that. Ye can fess up to it later, once ye've secured a favorable first impression, savvy?

Once ye've found a swashbuckler to yer likin', chat with 'em for a spell, then ask 'em to join ye on yer grand adventures! Or invite 'em on the old standby, "treasure haul an' swill." Get to yer local Inn an try out Pirate Match today!

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