It's the time of year where no shift is complete without a mug of hot cocoa. So while logging on and drowning a marshmallow, I notice something strange. It's almost as if someone is watching me. A chill runs down my spine as I look behind me and see nothing amiss in my office. Then suddenly, as I whisk away to my ship, I see it. She's sunk to a new low of spying on me. I always knew she only had eyes for me, but this is ridiculous. Is it too much to hope that Hera didn't bug all these busts of herself?
As my cocoa starts to cool and the marshmallow turns to goo, I head to another ocean. It didn't take me long to realize she'd struck there too. Is no place safe? Apparently she couldn't find a tree large enough, so she just decided to write our initials on my ship with scarecrows. Her obsession is starting to worry me and the other OMs. How can we work like this? What must her ship look like if she's this fixated? How long must I suffer her evil shenanigans? Maybe it's time we recommission the HeraBot3200?
These are all questions that I won't be able to answer, even when drinking some hot cocoa with extra marshmallows. Even now, as I sit here with my warm mug, I feel her watching me.
For those of you curious, the above are a few of the items I picked up at the DreadRingers and OOOWhirled Zazzle Stores. I plan on getting a Christmas portrait on some postcards to use as my holiday greetings. Ho ho harrrrr!