I got your urgent PM requesting that I check out your stats on Viridian. They didn't seem to be anything special. However, I couldn't help but notice your new familiars and their rather unique names.
Is there something you want to tell me?
Yours sincerely (and a little freaked out),
P.S. Do you know anything about how oil got on my steps?
P.P.S. No, you can't see my bruise!