Our crew of chocolate arrrrtisans are back! They’ve put together a box of assorted chocolates usin’ only the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, ye never know what yer goin’ ta plunder. Indulge in chocolate delights like Double Fudge Octopuses, Chocolate Monkeys, Chocolate Caramel Ponys, Choco-verines, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, it’s hot out there at sea puttin’ our boxes o’ chocolate at risk. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt into a puddle. We even distracted the Ocean Masters with wine and rum so they won't be tempted to raid our stockpile.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 14, 2020 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2020 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
Sure, after ye win a battle ye get some plunder. But wouldn’t it be great if'n ye had a mate who could crawl aboard their ship and pinch an extra bit o' booty fer ye? Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Karkinos Plushie to stow away on yer ship. Just be sure ye keep him away from anyone with a stick of butter lookin’ hungry.
We get it. Bein’ on a ship fer days on end can make a pirate crabby. Take a break on land and earn the September Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 4 different crafting sessions.
More fruity delights are headin’ yer way. If ye didn’t get yer fill in July, ye can presently procure plenty of plum perishables. The Department o' Treasury has created a Gold Box that’s ripe fer the pickin’. This box is jam-packed and filled with fruity plumder like Double Plum Monkeys with Tricornes, Plum Owls, Plum Jaguars, and Double Plum Pups!
Let’s face it. Not every pirate is lookin’ to plumge into purple *cough* Cronus *cough*. If this is the case fer ye, rest assured that ye may also find something with a bit of a shine. Ye can collect gold trinkets, furniture, pets, a tan Chameleon, and gold chromas!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 17 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
If’n yer like Cronus and unable to remember yer left from right, just be sure ye ram yer foe, not rocks. When all else fails, find a mate who is willin’ to ram 'em fer ye. Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gorgonyx Plushie who can set a collision course.
While yer hidin’ from the heat, ye might as well find yerself a game or two in the inn. Complete 10 parlor games to earn the August Seal o'Piracy!
Help a mate out o' a jam! Aft plumbin' the depths o' oceans far 'n wide, our hold be plumb full o' fruity goodness. Sure, we could let Hera brew up somethin' potent, but then Cronus would jus' consume it all 'n thar'd be naught left fer ye. So we be makin' them available fer ye pirates t' pilfer.
Take a plumge into this month’s box that’s plumb full of fruity goodness. The plum-der includes Summer Night Toucans, Summer Night Parrots, Summer Night Foxes, and Summer Night Pandas.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on August 3, 2020 you'll receive a free Plum Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2020 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Get'm quick before they begin to prune!
There's nothing better on a summer day than a fine mug of rum while ye smite yer enemies and pillage their goods. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 30 sea battles. Battles involving a cutter count triple.
If’n ye have a little trouble completin’ those sea battles, perhaps ye need a helper to pick up a trident fer yer cause? Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Atlantean Dragoon Plushie.
Unexplained summer squalls are blowin' across the seas. Thar be shipwrecks from some several unusual vessels. A whole load o' barrels along with ghost Monkeys, Sea Green Octopus, Sea Green Parrots, 'n more can be found amongst the flotsam. Nah only that, but thar seems t' be somethin' new, somethin' wabbaly, somethin’ that ingested too much rum, that’s wandering amongst the debris; Rumjug Pets.
Just in case ye be tossed o'erboard durin' one o' these storms 'n lose yer rags, ye can prolly cobble together some o' the driftin' items to wear in the form o' a Ruffian Barrel. Just note that we don't suggest ye try usin' it as flotation o'er a waterfall.
For more information about the full contents of the Tempest Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
The dog days of summer are here. Ye can peel it in yer bones. What better way to enjoy the heat of summer than goin’ bananas with banana cream plunder?
The Department o' Treasury has covered this month's Gold Box with an apeeling banana cream flavor. This month devour Banana Monkeys with Hats, Banana Owls, Banana Wolverines, and Banana Cream Elephants. Strangely, ye’ll find they do not spoil no matter how long ye leave them out. We cannot explain the magic of bananas, but we can enjoy the tasty offerings.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 15 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Act fast, before they split.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Archelon Plushie to join yer crew. Ye may be tempted to check what plunder he’s hiding, but he won't take kindly to ye lookin’. Next thing ye know, yer skuck in a net waitin’ fer someone to come rescue ye.
It’s time to stop hiding on land and take to the seas. Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ any 5 expeditions.
Banana, ooh na-na (ay)
I gave my hearty a bandana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)
Bought it in a bank on Morgana, na-na-na
Oy, hoped ta find a small Toucana (ay)
Need boxes full o’ nanners (uh huh)
Banana, ooh na-na (uh)
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 11, 2020 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2020 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split! Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.