'Arr! The shine o' Gold Boxes, be upon us again! June Gold Boxes have just arrived to a parrrticipating bank near ye. Boxes are filled with goods like Toucans, White Foxes, and Gold Dogs. Azarbad The Great *and* Gretchen Goldfang statues will make an appearance along with banana chromas.
Surround yerself with Gilded furniture or create an army out o’ golden piggy banks. Ye don’t have to be a royal to live like one!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 13th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Monkey Statue for yer pirate lair!
Summer is finally here! Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by completing a non-Navy session of 5 different duty puzzles. Get out there on the high seas and collect some booty while yer at it!
The time is ripe for Banana Mystery Boxes! Split open these boxes for a chance to uncover a Banana Octopus with Sleeping Hat familiar, Banana/White Serpent familiars, and Banana Small Dog pets! Lucky pirates can also split with banana colored furniture, clothing, trinkets, ships and chromas. Watch out for any passing monkeys - they go bananas for these boxes!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab a bunch today!
Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Royal Blue Azarbad Carpet for yer pirate lair!
Spring is in full swing! Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completing 20 sea battles.
Sometimes when a crew's been at sea for a long, long time, they come back to shore a little...funny. An' sometimes th' ship they were on does too, it seems!
The Funhouse Class Sloop is full o' surprise an' amusement. Fer one thing, ye won't be needin' ladders to go belowdecks, not when this beauty's equipped with spiral slides! Take yer best mates (or yer worst enemies) into th' heart of th' ship an make use o' th' dunk tank. The shark in th' tank ought to give 'em a good scare! If ye wander into quarters that look askew, don't worry, it ain't on account of too much rum. It's a funhouse, after all!
Th' Funhouse Class Sloop is available through April 30, 2016. Get to yer local shipyard today!
'Tis time fer the sparkle o' Gold Boxes, tinged with a bit o' spring fever! April Gold Boxes have just shipped in, and they're brimming with goods like emerald/diamond sea turtle pets, toucan familiars in a variety of spring-y hues, Admiral Finius *and* Widow Queen statues, Spring Green chromas an' Bottled Bluebeard temporary hair dye.
Yer also like to find all manner o' golden treasures, including golden piggy banks filled with pieces o' eight! Just pour 'em out on the ground and roll in 'em, we won't judge ye.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 11th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Royal Blue Eastern Bench for your pirate lair!
Spring fever's got everyone feeling feisty! Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engaging in melees with three Brigand Kings.
Lonely on long solo voyages? Lookin' fer stimulatin' conversation? Try the new Pirate Match, an' find like-minded hearties! Pirate Match be a bulletin board found in each Inn, an' on it ye can post yer piratey profile an' preferences for an ideal pirate match. Pirate Match will then suggest compatible candidates. Swab right if ye like the look of a potential mate, or swab left to fling 'em back into the sea!
Need tips fer gettin' quality matches? Try the followin': Use yer best portrait on yer profile, an' make sure it still looks like ye! If the portrait's over a decade old, don yer finest piratey attire an' commission a new one. It's worth it! Also, try givin' potential hearties a show o' yer personality. Got the commodities market viciously cornered on yer home island? Say so! Best coxswain on the entire ocean? Write that down! Always do corner fries as yer first move in the drinkin' puzzle? ...Er, maybe omit that. Ye can fess up to it later, once ye've secured a favorable first impression, savvy?
Once ye've found a swashbuckler to yer likin', chat with 'em for a spell, then ask 'em to join ye on yer grand adventures! Or invite 'em on the old standby, "treasure haul an' swill." Get to yer local Inn an try out Pirate Match today!
Put some spring in your step, mates, for this month's Spring Green Mystery Boxes are full of fresh greenery! Spectral cat pets appear in this box, along with spring green / emerald musketeer parrot familiars, spring green trinkets, ships, chromas and furniture!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Spring Green Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Spring Green Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so leap on your chance to get one today!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on March 21, 2016 you'll earn a free Spring Green Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Old Lefty has been spending a lot of time in the Explorers' Hall, talkin' to anyone who will listen. He has a fanciful theory that a pirate could, theoretically, sail to the center of the planet. He's challenging other brave explorers to join him in his endeavor to find the passage. Ye'll want to gather supplies, and load them onto this month's limited edition ship!
The Torrid Class Sloop is hot, hot, hot! It has a distinctive decorative theme and is constructed to make the perilous journey through water and fire. The bow is designed to allow the ship to break through any obstacles ye may encounter on yer explorations. Ye'll also be glad to have deluxe engines and specially designed bilge pumps for the treacherous conditions!
Visit yer local shipyard today! The Torrid Class Ship is only available through March 31, 2016.