Greedy brigands 'n barbarians who 'ave selfishly hoarded bits o' booty fer themselves 'ave infiltrated the oceans. Ye might spy some durin' the melee phase o' sea battle while out on a pillage. Ye’ll recognize the blaggards by thar extravagant jewelry they can’t resist showin' off, such as gold eyepatches 'n flashy necklaces.
They 'ave one fatal flaw: each greedy brigand 'n barbarian has a weakness against one color. Target thar weakness 'n plunder some o' thar Lavish Lockers filled wit' Pieces of Eight, along with exclusive new items, silver chromas, and rare creatures to call yer own.
Learn more about these dastardly foes and how to plunder thar treasure here
Fun fact: Unscrupulous scallywags ‘ave a love o’ chocolate. Even the saltiest among us can’t resist a box o’ chocolates. Open one today n’ sample the mysterious flavors collected inside.
This year we’ve asked our chocolate artisans to put together a box with the highest quality fresh ingredients. Act now to uncover Chocolate Raven familiars, Chocolate Cat Pets, Azarbad the Great Figurine, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2016 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Ippolito Statue to keep ye company!
A pirate's reputation is second only to his or her ambition for more loot! Earn the September Seal o'Piracy by performing 2 different actions that earn yer pirate Conqueror Reputation like fightin’ Brigand Kings, defeatin’ skellies and zombies, or completin’ raids and expeditions.
They’ve done it again! Pesky, rumsick monkeys have run amuck with this box, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Monkeys, Spiders, Pets, 'n more can be found in random seasonal colors.
Even more alarmin', we’ve spotted a strange new creature rolling around eyin' the sugarcane suspiciously. While adorable, this unpredictable creature is prone to lurin' in unsuspectin' greenies who just want to pet it’s head. It's Panda-monium!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
Strap on yer runnin' sandals 'n vault into this month's Gold Box! Look deep into yer Orange Crystal Ball t' see if a medal be in yer future!
Presidin' o'er the ceremonies be the illustrious Admiral Finius. He has commandeered a plethora o' plum chromas fer yer enjoyment!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
The Quadrennial Feats o' Strength 'n Agility are upon us once again - The Pirate Summer Games 2016!
Compete against yer fellow pirates in one-on-one challenges or ship first t' third in Puzzle Competitions t' earn points fer yer team - 'n a chance at Eternal Glory! Yer crew needs ye, so get out thar 'n show off yer well honed pirate skills.
Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Octopus Statue to be yer new mate!
The lure of the sea and adventure calls to ye this month. Earn the August Seal o'Piracy by completing 4 unique expeditions!
Plunge into a plunder o’ perfectly packed Plum Mystery Boxes. We’re pleased to provide pirates with a plethora o’ possibilities pertaining to procurin’ plunder painted in plum.
Now be yer chance to uncover musketeer parrot familiars, Plum Yetis, Plum Seals, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Plum Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so pick up some plum today!
Ye've sailed to far away lands in search of ancient waters full o’ mysterious creatures - Now ye can sail WITH THEM! From the spooky to the spectacular, the decks are filled with the stuff o’ legends. The Legendary Class Sloop is full o' the the tales ye’ve only heard after too much rum in the inn. Head below deck, if ye dare.
The Legendary Class Sloop is available at yer local shipyard through July 31st, 2016!
Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Parrot Statue to talk to!
The heat of the summer is upon us! Take a break from the heat and head to yer local Inn. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by completing 12 parlor game sessions (Drinking, Hearts, Spades, Poker, Treasure Drop, Brawls, Rumble and Swordfight challenges).