Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Parrot Statue to talk to!
The heat of the summer is upon us! Take a break from the heat and head to yer local Inn. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by completing 12 parlor game sessions (Drinking, Hearts, Spades, Poker, Treasure Drop, Brawls, Rumble and Swordfight challenges).
Must've been a shipwreck out at sea, because barrels of goodies are washin' ashore! We're hearin' reports o' mates findin' Ruffian Barrels, assorted barrel furniture, ghost octopus familiars, chocolate sloops, chocolate hedgehog pets, an' more!
For more information about the full contents of the Barrel Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Barrel Boxes won't last forever, so pry 'em open and make off with th' goods while ye can!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on June 27, 2016 you'll earn a free Barrel Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
'Arr! The shine o' Gold Boxes, be upon us again! June Gold Boxes have just arrived to a parrrticipating bank near ye. Boxes are filled with goods like Toucans, White Foxes, and Gold Dogs. Azarbad The Great *and* Gretchen Goldfang statues will make an appearance along with banana chromas.
Surround yerself with Gilded furniture or create an army out o’ golden piggy banks. Ye don’t have to be a royal to live like one!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 13th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Monkey Statue for yer pirate lair!
Summer is finally here! Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by completing a non-Navy session of 5 different duty puzzles. Get out there on the high seas and collect some booty while yer at it!
The time is ripe for Banana Mystery Boxes! Split open these boxes for a chance to uncover a Banana Octopus with Sleeping Hat familiar, Banana/White Serpent familiars, and Banana Small Dog pets! Lucky pirates can also split with banana colored furniture, clothing, trinkets, ships and chromas. Watch out for any passing monkeys - they go bananas for these boxes!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab a bunch today!
Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Royal Blue Azarbad Carpet for yer pirate lair!
Spring is in full swing! Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completing 20 sea battles.
Sometimes when a crew's been at sea for a long, long time, they come back to shore a little...funny. An' sometimes th' ship they were on does too, it seems!
The Funhouse Class Sloop is full o' surprise an' amusement. Fer one thing, ye won't be needin' ladders to go belowdecks, not when this beauty's equipped with spiral slides! Take yer best mates (or yer worst enemies) into th' heart of th' ship an make use o' th' dunk tank. The shark in th' tank ought to give 'em a good scare! If ye wander into quarters that look askew, don't worry, it ain't on account of too much rum. It's a funhouse, after all!
Th' Funhouse Class Sloop is available through April 30, 2016. Get to yer local shipyard today!
'Tis time fer the sparkle o' Gold Boxes, tinged with a bit o' spring fever! April Gold Boxes have just shipped in, and they're brimming with goods like emerald/diamond sea turtle pets, toucan familiars in a variety of spring-y hues, Admiral Finius *and* Widow Queen statues, Spring Green chromas an' Bottled Bluebeard temporary hair dye.
Yer also like to find all manner o' golden treasures, including golden piggy banks filled with pieces o' eight! Just pour 'em out on the ground and roll in 'em, we won't judge ye.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 11th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Royal Blue Eastern Bench for your pirate lair!
Spring fever's got everyone feeling feisty! Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engaging in melees with three Brigand Kings.
Lonely on long solo voyages? Lookin' fer stimulatin' conversation? Try the new Pirate Match, an' find like-minded hearties! Pirate Match be a bulletin board found in each Inn, an' on it ye can post yer piratey profile an' preferences for an ideal pirate match. Pirate Match will then suggest compatible candidates. Swab right if ye like the look of a potential mate, or swab left to fling 'em back into the sea!
Need tips fer gettin' quality matches? Try the followin': Use yer best portrait on yer profile, an' make sure it still looks like ye! If the portrait's over a decade old, don yer finest piratey attire an' commission a new one. It's worth it! Also, try givin' potential hearties a show o' yer personality. Got the commodities market viciously cornered on yer home island? Say so! Best coxswain on the entire ocean? Write that down! Always do corner fries as yer first move in the drinkin' puzzle? ...Er, maybe omit that. Ye can fess up to it later, once ye've secured a favorable first impression, savvy?
Once ye've found a swashbuckler to yer likin', chat with 'em for a spell, then ask 'em to join ye on yer grand adventures! Or invite 'em on the old standby, "treasure haul an' swill." Get to yer local Inn an try out Pirate Match today!