Fun fact: Unscrupulous scallywags ‘ave a love o’ chocolate. Even the saltiest among us can’t resist a box o’ chocolates. Open one today n’ sample the mysterious flavors collected inside.
This year we’ve asked our chocolate artisans to put together a box with the highest quality fresh ingredients. Act now to uncover Chocolate Raven familiars, Chocolate Cat Pets, Azarbad the Great Figurine, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2016 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Ippolito Statue to keep ye company!
A pirate's reputation is second only to his or her ambition for more loot! Earn the September Seal o'Piracy by performing 2 different actions that earn yer pirate Conqueror Reputation like fightin’ Brigand Kings, defeatin’ skellies and zombies, or completin’ raids and expeditions.
They’ve done it again! Pesky, rumsick monkeys have run amuck with this box, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Monkeys, Spiders, Pets, 'n more can be found in random seasonal colors.
Even more alarmin', we’ve spotted a strange new creature rolling around eyin' the sugarcane suspiciously. While adorable, this unpredictable creature is prone to lurin' in unsuspectin' greenies who just want to pet it’s head. It's Panda-monium!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
Strap on yer runnin' sandals 'n vault into this month's Gold Box! Look deep into yer Orange Crystal Ball t' see if a medal be in yer future!
Presidin' o'er the ceremonies be the illustrious Admiral Finius. He has commandeered a plethora o' plum chromas fer yer enjoyment!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Octopus Statue to be yer new mate!
The lure of the sea and adventure calls to ye this month. Earn the August Seal o'Piracy by completing 4 unique expeditions!
Ye've sailed to far away lands in search of ancient waters full o’ mysterious creatures - Now ye can sail WITH THEM! From the spooky to the spectacular, the decks are filled with the stuff o’ legends. The Legendary Class Sloop is full o' the the tales ye’ve only heard after too much rum in the inn. Head below deck, if ye dare.
The Legendary Class Sloop is available at yer local shipyard through July 31st, 2016!
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Monkey Statue for yer pirate lair!
Summer is finally here! Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by completing a non-Navy session of 5 different duty puzzles. Get out there on the high seas and collect some booty while yer at it!
The time is ripe for Banana Mystery Boxes! Split open these boxes for a chance to uncover a Banana Octopus with Sleeping Hat familiar, Banana/White Serpent familiars, and Banana Small Dog pets! Lucky pirates can also split with banana colored furniture, clothing, trinkets, ships and chromas. Watch out for any passing monkeys - they go bananas for these boxes!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab a bunch today!
Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Royal Blue Azarbad Carpet for yer pirate lair!
Spring is in full swing! Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completing 20 sea battles.
Sometimes when a crew's been at sea for a long, long time, they come back to shore a little...funny. An' sometimes th' ship they were on does too, it seems!
The Funhouse Class Sloop is full o' surprise an' amusement. Fer one thing, ye won't be needin' ladders to go belowdecks, not when this beauty's equipped with spiral slides! Take yer best mates (or yer worst enemies) into th' heart of th' ship an make use o' th' dunk tank. The shark in th' tank ought to give 'em a good scare! If ye wander into quarters that look askew, don't worry, it ain't on account of too much rum. It's a funhouse, after all!
Th' Funhouse Class Sloop is available through April 30, 2016. Get to yer local shipyard today!