Sometimes when a crew's been at sea for a long, long time, they come back to shore a little...funny. An' sometimes th' ship they were on does too, it seems!
The Funhouse Class Sloop is full o' surprise an' amusement. Fer one thing, ye won't be needin' ladders to go belowdecks, not when this beauty's equipped with spiral slides! Take yer best mates (or yer worst enemies) into th' heart of th' ship an make use o' th' dunk tank. The shark in th' tank ought to give 'em a good scare! If ye wander into quarters that look askew, don't worry, it ain't on account of too much rum. It's a funhouse, after all!
Th' Funhouse Class Sloop is available through April 30, 2016. Get to yer local shipyard today!
'Tis time fer the sparkle o' Gold Boxes, tinged with a bit o' spring fever! April Gold Boxes have just shipped in, and they're brimming with goods like emerald/diamond sea turtle pets, toucan familiars in a variety of spring-y hues, Admiral Finius *and* Widow Queen statues, Spring Green chromas an' Bottled Bluebeard temporary hair dye.
Yer also like to find all manner o' golden treasures, including golden piggy banks filled with pieces o' eight! Just pour 'em out on the ground and roll in 'em, we won't judge ye.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 11th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Royal Blue Eastern Bench for your pirate lair!
Spring fever's got everyone feeling feisty! Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engaging in melees with three Brigand Kings.
Lonely on long solo voyages? Lookin' fer stimulatin' conversation? Try the new Pirate Match, an' find like-minded hearties! Pirate Match be a bulletin board found in each Inn, an' on it ye can post yer piratey profile an' preferences for an ideal pirate match. Pirate Match will then suggest compatible candidates. Swab right if ye like the look of a potential mate, or swab left to fling 'em back into the sea!
Need tips fer gettin' quality matches? Try the followin': Use yer best portrait on yer profile, an' make sure it still looks like ye! If the portrait's over a decade old, don yer finest piratey attire an' commission a new one. It's worth it! Also, try givin' potential hearties a show o' yer personality. Got the commodities market viciously cornered on yer home island? Say so! Best coxswain on the entire ocean? Write that down! Always do corner fries as yer first move in the drinkin' puzzle? ...Er, maybe omit that. Ye can fess up to it later, once ye've secured a favorable first impression, savvy?
Once ye've found a swashbuckler to yer likin', chat with 'em for a spell, then ask 'em to join ye on yer grand adventures! Or invite 'em on the old standby, "treasure haul an' swill." Get to yer local Inn an try out Pirate Match today!
Put some spring in your step, mates, for this month's Spring Green Mystery Boxes are full of fresh greenery! Spectral cat pets appear in this box, along with spring green / emerald musketeer parrot familiars, spring green trinkets, ships, chromas and furniture!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Spring Green Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Spring Green Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so leap on your chance to get one today!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on March 21, 2016 you'll earn a free Spring Green Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Old Lefty has been spending a lot of time in the Explorers' Hall, talkin' to anyone who will listen. He has a fanciful theory that a pirate could, theoretically, sail to the center of the planet. He's challenging other brave explorers to join him in his endeavor to find the passage. Ye'll want to gather supplies, and load them onto this month's limited edition ship!
The Torrid Class Sloop is hot, hot, hot! It has a distinctive decorative theme and is constructed to make the perilous journey through water and fire. The bow is designed to allow the ship to break through any obstacles ye may encounter on yer explorations. Ye'll also be glad to have deluxe engines and specially designed bilge pumps for the treacherous conditions!
Visit yer local shipyard today! The Torrid Class Ship is only available through March 31, 2016.
Own a subscription that runs through March, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Barnabas the Pale Royal Carpet. This is the seventh furniture item in the Brigand King carpet series!
Ye've survived the endlessness of winter cabin fever, but March brings a new form o' madness to the oceans! Catch the fever and grab a stick. Earn the March Seal o'Piracy by participating in 5 different tournaments.
Watch yer shinies, pirates! Gretchen Goldfang is about this month and wants yer Gold Boxes for herself. If ye manage to open a Gold Box without the ruthless Brigand King taking note, ye'll find a nice assortment of dividends. This month, the Toucan familiars show off bright colors and you can too! All the temporary hair dye colors can be found in the February Gold Box!
Winter is still in full swing on the oceans. Enjoy the last of the Ice Blue chromas and trinkets for this season. The Brigand King furniture for February features Gretchen Goldfang! Furniture items and statues of this ruthless Brigand King shine almost as brightly as her golden teeth.
Find Gold Boxes at your island bank until February 15th at 3 PM PST. Ye can find the full list of prizes, right here.
Join us for a grand New Year celebration! This year our simian friends take the spotlight! Commemorate the party with a portrait. Check the Notice Board for whisks to specially named portrait ships. Ye'll find a new portrait background created by a talented player arrrtist, Cud's Year of the Monkey. There will be special tournaments and puzzle competitions in the game, and a Monkey Business Doodle on the forums!
Chart a course for PVP - We've increased the chances of encountering the Monkey Boat! Watch out for those fruit-wielding primates!
Visit the Palace Shoppe for Lucky Feast furniture and Chinese New Year trinkets! Ye'll be able to host a fine celebration feast for yer crew and hearties. The festivities run through February 9, 2016!
Love, true love. We gather aboard this ship to celebrate that special love between two pirates. Invite yer close hearties, or the whole crew, for a celebration voyage aboard the limited edition Lovestruck Class Sloop!
Ye'll find swabbies in their finest to greet yer guests and guide them below deck for the ceremony. There's a portrait easel conveniently located in the hold to help ye catch all the memories. Share rum and heart cookies after the ceremony. Then all hands to stations for the joyous voyage. Once yer out to sea, the happy couple can enjoy the fresh sea air while they open gifts. How many anchors do ye think the lucky couple received? Let any pirate who has an objection to this union, walk th' plank!
Visit yer local shipyard to get your own little piece of bliss now through February 29, 2016.