If’n yer like Cronus and unable to remember yer left from right, just be sure ye ram yer foe, not rocks. When all else fails, find a mate who is willin’ to ram 'em fer ye. Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gorgonyx Plushie who can set a collision course.
While yer hidin’ from the heat, ye might as well find yerself a game or two in the inn. Complete 10 parlor games to earn the August Seal o'Piracy!
Help a mate out o' a jam! Aft plumbin' the depths o' oceans far 'n wide, our hold be plumb full o' fruity goodness. Sure, we could let Hera brew up somethin' potent, but then Cronus would jus' consume it all 'n thar'd be naught left fer ye. So we be makin' them available fer ye pirates t' pilfer.
Take a plumge into this month’s box that’s plumb full of fruity goodness. The plum-der includes Summer Night Toucans, Summer Night Parrots, Summer Night Foxes, and Summer Night Pandas.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on August 3, 2020 you'll receive a free Plum Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2020 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Get'm quick before they begin to prune!
There's nothing better on a summer day than a fine mug of rum while ye smite yer enemies and pillage their goods. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 30 sea battles. Battles involving a cutter count triple.
If’n ye have a little trouble completin’ those sea battles, perhaps ye need a helper to pick up a trident fer yer cause? Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Atlantean Dragoon Plushie.
Unexplained summer squalls are blowin' across the seas. Thar be shipwrecks from some several unusual vessels. A whole load o' barrels along with ghost Monkeys, Sea Green Octopus, Sea Green Parrots, 'n more can be found amongst the flotsam. Nah only that, but thar seems t' be somethin' new, somethin' wabbaly, somethin’ that ingested too much rum, that’s wandering amongst the debris; Rumjug Pets.
Just in case ye be tossed o'erboard durin' one o' these storms 'n lose yer rags, ye can prolly cobble together some o' the driftin' items to wear in the form o' a Ruffian Barrel. Just note that we don't suggest ye try usin' it as flotation o'er a waterfall.
For more information about the full contents of the Tempest Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
The dog days of summer are here. Ye can peel it in yer bones. What better way to enjoy the heat of summer than goin’ bananas with banana cream plunder?
The Department o' Treasury has covered this month's Gold Box with an apeeling banana cream flavor. This month devour Banana Monkeys with Hats, Banana Owls, Banana Wolverines, and Banana Cream Elephants. Strangely, ye’ll find they do not spoil no matter how long ye leave them out. We cannot explain the magic of bananas, but we can enjoy the tasty offerings.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 15 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Act fast, before they split.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Archelon Plushie to join yer crew. Ye may be tempted to check what plunder he’s hiding, but he won't take kindly to ye lookin’. Next thing ye know, yer skuck in a net waitin’ fer someone to come rescue ye.
It’s time to stop hiding on land and take to the seas. Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ any 5 expeditions.
Banana, ooh na-na (ay)
I gave my hearty a bandana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay)
Bought it in a bank on Morgana, na-na-na
Oy, hoped ta find a small Toucana (ay)
Need boxes full o’ nanners (uh huh)
Banana, ooh na-na (uh)
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 11, 2020 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2020 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split! Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.
Of all the animals ye may happen upon, this one is by far the sharpest. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Triketos Plushie to spear any unwanted boarders on yer ship. Unfortunately both the trident and arrows are stuffed which makes them a bit less effective.
If yer still lookin’ fer a fight, try trackin’ down some kings. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by engagin’ in sea melees with 3 Brigand Kings. Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.
Cloudy skies 'n rain ahead as spring sails into port with gold boxes. Amongst its cargo ye’ll find items designed to survive these spring squalls. Some 'cause they can hide in water, some 'cause they can camouflage themselves in the skies, 'n others 'cause they’re heavy enough to resist the gusts o' wind.
Open one o' these to have a gale ole time 'n ye may obtain Periwinkle Octopuses, Storm Ravens, Storm Tigers, Pet Rocks, 'n Periwinkle Pups.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 13th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Don’t wait. These monsoon themed items will be blowin' away soon.
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive this tipsy friend. These Drunken Rumjug Plushies may need a little extra supervision so they don’t stumble their way off the plank.
Does yer name strike fear into the hearts of yer foes? If not, it’s time to fly into action! Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ three actions to add to yer explorer reputation!