Pirates arrrr busy these days pillaging the seas and sailing into adventure. They don’t always have time for a high maintenance pet. Do you have any idea how much grooming a yeti requires? Don’t even get me started on the hairballs! There has to be something better suited to a hardened pyrite. Something that doesn’t need to be fed, walked, or bathed. Fer years we’ve been basalted with requests fer such a companion. Better slate than never!
This gneiss new pet is more elusive to obtain than others. Boulder adventurers may capture pet Rocks on uninhabited islands. A rock’s camouflage can be thwarted by repeatedly disturbing large rocky formations that look suspect. Leave no stone unturned!
Dunite take them for granite; pet rocks will only be available for a limited time.
Spring Green Mystery Boxes arrive as a sign that winter is over! Celebrate the thaw and get ready to show off yer green thumb! Yer Green thumb is still frozen? Then get yer hands on a four-leaf clover, a spring sprout, or other Spring Green trinkets.
As a special change, we’ve added a wee bit o’ luck to each box. While ye can still find Spring Green, ye may also find Emerald finery. This be yer chance to uncover Emerald Octopi familiars, Emerald Unicorns, Pot of Gold (chest furniture), spring green ships, and limited edition furniture. That’s not all, these boxes are also chock-full of spring green and emerald, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
This month we Dread Ringers tip our hats, and mugs o’ rum, to ye mates! May yer pockets be heavy and yer heart be light. May good luck pursue ye each morning and night.
For more information about the full contents of the 2017 Spring Green Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Spring Green Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so may the lock o’ the pirates be with ye!
Own a subscription that runs through March, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Hedgehog Plushie to roll around with.
Feeling lucky? Why not test yer piraty skills in some tournaments? Earn the March Seal o'Piracy by participatin’ in 4 tournaments!
Looks like this month’s gold box hit some rough seas while in transit. Some hair dye must’ve broken and stained the patchy fox pink. Thankfully Gretchen Goldfang loves pink, or heads would roll!
Ye'll find this bashful fox along with several other critters such as lovely toucans or tan raven familiars inside the shiny boxes. Prates will also stumble on furniture and statues of Gretchen Goldfang, ice blue chromas, and some new trinkets.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until February 13th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Yarr, YPP, let's plank it!
Ice Box, matey
Ice Box, matey
Hark ye bilge rat and urchin
Ice Box is back for another session
Monkey, a rare chance to be winning
Ice booty and prizes have ye grinning
Will it ever drop?
Yo, I don't know
Buy up the box, now fo' sho!
Pillage elite, ye look cool in yer ice blue
User yer chromas ‘n show the world ye’ve the best crew
Find your own frozen costumes
Givin’ em away with a purchase of doubloons
Happy, when I find a blue Yeti
Screamin’ Hazzah and tossin’ out some confetti
Lub it or trade it
You better gain way
Ye better git yer box
If there is a problem
Yo, Support solves it
Can't see the box, just relog and ye’ll find it.
Ice box, matey!
Pick up an Ice box, matey!
Maybe a striped shirt, matey!
Pick up an Ice box, matey!
Pick up a…
For more information about the full contents of the 2017 Ice Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Ice Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so pick up some ice today!
Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Panda Plushie to snuggle!
Your New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging! Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by participating in 3 sea battles involving a Junk and 3 sea battles involving a Fanchuan. If a battle is between a Junk and a Fanchuan, it counts towards both requirements.
Show the brigands the error of their ways!
The brigands 'n barbarians have frost in thar soul this season. Ye ghosts of holidays past, present and future must “encourage” thar holiday cheer whilst pillagin' the seas. Defeatin' these scrooge-ish brigands 'n barbarians will surely bring some piratey cheer back to our oceans.
From now until the 2nd of January, ye pirates have been turned into a ghost o' holidays past, present or future! Load up a ship 'n take to the seas, earnin' points fer yer team fer every piece o' eight ye wrest from the hands of the miserly brigands!
On a related note, the high rate of haunted brigands has led to an equally high rate of Top Hats flyin' off of thar heads in surprise. The Palace Shoppe has managed to acquire a healthy supply of these surplus hats and are makin' them available fer sale! Yer dream of showin' up at yer hearty's party wearin' a stunnin', orange monstrosity on yer head could soon be a reality! Act fast, though, because the Top Hat supply will soon disappear!
Winter be upon us. Warm up next t' an extravagantly lush Gold Box 'n send Jack Frost packin'!
Fill yer winter getaway wit' luxurious Gilded furniture: the finest Candelabras, the plushest Sofas, the featheriest Peacock Vases. While away the hours in comfort while teachin' yer Toucan t' be yer partner in spades.
Ye may find Gold Boxes at yer local island bank until December 12th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Let Apollo’s messenger bring ye luck this winter. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Raven Statue to circle above yer fallen foes.
It’s time to sail the icy seas and plunder some booty. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 30 sea battles. Battles in or against Longships count triple!
Rum might be the drink o’ choice for most scallywags, but the truly discernin’ pirate will reach fer the wine. Sailin’ the high seas effectively means ye needs to be cunning to maximize yer plunder. Sure, ye can fill her hold with crates o’ wine bottles, but ye’ll have less room fer yer booty. ‘tis why we’re offerin’ pirates the chance to purchase a box o’ wine.
Act now to guzzle Wine and Gold Parrot familiars, Yetis, Skelly Council Chairs, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2016 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please check here. The Wine Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so pop the cork on one today!