It's that time o' year again. Ye’ve seen yer mates rush to the palace shop fer a box o’chocolates or the bazaar fer a barrel o’ rum, but surely ye can be more inventive. This month€’s gold box is bursting with finds that the lass or lad in yer life will adore! What says “I hearty ye” more than a creature they can then name after ye?
Ye'll find heart-swelling treasures including Love Birds, Smooching Simians, Love Yetis, Passion Pandas, Passion Penguins, chromas, and more.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until February 11th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Best act fast before ye ferget the special day and yer forced to walk the plank!
Own a subscription that runs through February, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a fangtastic Vampire Plushie. Ye’ll be Vlad ye staked yer claim to this little Dracula. Missing this opportunity would really bite.
X marks the spot this month. Earn the February Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 2 different expeditions. So dust off the spyglass an' set sail into uncharted waters.
Years ago, a Valkyrie Class Sloop charted for a long oceanic voyage never arrived in port. After exhaustive searches, explorers have found her remains grounded on icy shores. While the cargo has been recovered, there’s still no explanation fer why it was off course nor the whereabouts of her crew. The frozen cargo appears to be intact so, now is yer chance to claim it as yers.
Crack open this month's Ice Mystery Box and partake in the chilly offerings. These ice cubes may contain frigid items like Ice Octopuses, Polar Dragons, Frost Tigers, Ice Wolverines, Ice blue Dogs and Cats, and more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 28th, 2019 you'll receive a free Ice Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Ice Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Ice Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab ‘em before they melt!
It’s the start of a new year on the oceans, and this one promises to be legendary. Start the year out right by recruiting a magical new crewmate. Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Unicorn Plushie to make yer crew’s wishes come true!
Yer New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging? We got ye covered. Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by participating in 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution a real pirate can keep.
Three winters ago, an unfathomable (albeit adorable) EVIL arose in the frozen north that threatened to engulf the ocean. The return of the dread seal king A'uk was narrowly stopped through the combined bravery of pirating folk and the spirits of a lost race of warrior penguins.
Hark! Evil once more rears its sinister head! The seal-sorceress X'ukara, mother of A'uk, has risen from the snows to punish the realm for her son's imprisonment. She has once more called forth the legions of A'uk to wreak her vengeance!
Arise ye pirates and embrace yer inner penguin! The fate of the very ocean hangs in the balance!
Each ocean has been divided into 4 teams, with pirates from the same crew all being placed on the same team. Pirates can participate and earn points for their team by raiding Sealperial Outposts, collecting artefact pieces and assembling them near the docks on certain islands. Crafting 3 copies of the same artefacts grants Swashbuckling Penguins furniture items:
Ancient Penguin Fetish, Ancient Seal Fetish and X’ukara Statue
The competition ends on Wednesday, January 2nd.
While our backs were turned, some magenta monkeys pilfered our eggnog and gained access to the dye facilities, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Ravens, Monkeys, Toucans, Pets, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed bandits.*
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 2, 2018 you'll receive a free Booch Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
After plunder, there’s one thing a pirate wants to have after a long sail on frozen seas, a feast! At this time of year, nothin’ complements a pirate feast like a side of cranberry (apart from rum, but that’s a given). Unfortunately our shipment of cranberry sauce hit rough seas and covered some of our Gold Boxes.
In celebration of winter and our unfortunate shippin’ accident, the Department o' Treasury has wrapped December’s Gold Box with festive items designed to celebrate the season. These berry merry boxes are stuffed full of goodies like Merry Macaws, Merry Molluscs, Polar Pandas, and Winter Waddlers.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until December 17 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' plunder right here.
Given their propensity to get distracted by something shiny, pirates aren’t always known fer being the wisest foe. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Owl Statue to give ye advice. Bonus, these feathery things are also a hoot at any gathering.
Don’t cry owl, ye can still earn those shinies even if ye don’t listen to advice. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 5 different duty puzzle sessions. Keep in mind, navy sessions do not count fer this seal.
Savor the bounty of the Puzzle Pirates Vineyard in the Wine Mystery Box! As yer well aware, only the finest libations come from a box. No pirate worth their salt would have a bunch of bottles clankin’ around when they can maximize space usin’ boxs o’ wine. Tip one of these boxes back and discover the fruity notes of Dolcetto Dragons, long legs of the Shiraz Spider, oaky tannins in the Tempranillo Tiger, ‘n more!
As a special treat, a few lucky pirates will get to meet the winemaker durin’ their tastin’. Grapefoot is an exceptional winemaker with unique knowledge about the process of winemaking.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 26, 2018 you'll receive a free Wine Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information and the full wine list for the 2018 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Tip the box back and make the best of wine time, before it's gone for the season!
Let’s face it, we can’t all be a leader. Own a subscription that runs through November, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Sheep Plushie to be yer newest follower. Now, even if ye don’t captain yer own ship, ye can still have a crew to help ye dig up treasure.
In order to earn November's Seal o'Piracy, pirates will need to forage uninhabited lands for resources. Earn the seal by completin’ 2 sessions of foraging!
The curtain between the mortal seas and the spectral abyss has once again been torn wide open. Barnabas' spectral powers have cursed all pirates into a ghostly state! Only a horde of wicked Brigands and Barbarians who have made a pact with the pale Brigand King have been spared, and even now they race to do his unearthly bidding! Arise ye spectral swashbucklers, and defeat these turncoats to the mortal realm and shatter Barnabas' hold over the corporeal seas to restore the divide between the planes!
The pirates of the oceans have been divided into several spectral teams, each charged with dispelling Barnabas' fiendish curse. For the duration of the competition, each individual Brigand or Barbarian you defeat will give your team credit for weakening Barnabas' curse. Thus, the larger the ship you take on your hunt, the more good you'll do! Not only that, but if you happen to lose the melee, you'll still receive credit for any Brigands/Barbarians you were able to defeat!
The Wraithly Raiders competition will stretch through Halloween until Friday, November 2nd, so get to your boats and save the seas: there's trophies in it for you! Full details can be found here.
Wraiths aren’t the only thing stalking the shadows on the oceans. Ye’ll know ye’ve found one of these Sinister Boxes by the strange scratchin’ sound emanatin’ from within. Look closely inside the darkened crate and ye may discover Shadow Spiders, Shadow Monkeys, Shadow Foxes, Shadow Tigers, 'n more waiting to leap out at ye.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 2, 2018 you'll receive a free Sinister Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Sinister Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Sinister Boxes are only available for a limited time, so act before they disappear into the night!