Our crew of chocolate arrrrtisans are back! They’ve put together a box of assorted chocolates usin’ only the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, this one has a variety of surprises waiting fer ye. Indulge in chocolate delights like Double Fudge Dragons, Cocoa Chameleons, Double Fudge Tigers, Choco-foxes, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, chocolate is vulnerable at this time of year. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt. We even kept Cronus busy so he wouldn’t break into our supplies again like that other time.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 23, 2019 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2019 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
It can be lonely fer a pirate and crew sailin' the sea. Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Rat Plushie to stowe away on yer ship. Just be sure to follow it if’n ye see it fleein’ yer vessel.
Earn the September Seal o'Piracy by performin’ 2 different actions that earn your pirate Conqueror Reputation. This includes fighting Brigand Kings, defeating skellies and zombies, or completin' Imperial outpost and Viking raid expeditions. While ye might travel with a rat, ye might as well have a better reputation than one.
If ye passed up yer chance to pick plenty of plum perishables in July, ye have a second chance now. The Department o' Treasury has created a Gold Box that’s ripe fer the pickin’. This box is jam-packed and filled with fruity plumder like Double-plum Toucans, Plum Ravens, Unicorns, and Penguins!
If yer not lookin’ to join team purple, ye can also pluck somethin’ a little more shiny from these boxes. Ye can collect gold trinkets, furniture, pets, and gold chromas!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 12 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Any good pirate knows that the seas are cooler after dusk. Yet it’s not always safe to set sail under the cover of darkness. Ye needn’t be worried about what ye’ll find if’n ye keep somethin' by yer side that comes alive at night. Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Werewolf Plushie to howl at the moon with.
While yer out there, ye might as well find yerself a bit o’ adventure. Complete 4 different expeditions to earn the August Seal o'Piracy! This includes Imperial Outpost, Viking Defense, Buried Treasure Atoll, Lost Shipwreck, Yeti, and Brigand King
Help a mate out of a jam! After plumbing the depths of oceans far ’n wide, our hold is plumb full o’ fruity goodness. Sure, we could give it all to Cronus, but he’ll just eat it before we finish tellin’ him what it is. So we’re makin’ them available for ye pirates to pilfer.
Plumge into this month’s box that’s plumb full of fruity goodness. The plum-der includes Plum Octopus with Hat, Serpents, Elephants, and Pigs. It’s even possible to procure perfectly preserved plum painted ships and furniture.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on July 22, 2019 you'll receive a free Plum Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Get'm quick before they begin to prune!
Summer can be tough at sea, take a break from the heat in the Inn. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 12 parlor game sessions. This would include Drinking, Hearts, Spades, Poker, Treasure Drop, Brawls, Rumble and Swordfight challenges.
If’n ye have a rough night in the inn and don’t have any hair of the dog, ye can always curl up with this. Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Dog Plushie.
The dog days of summer are here, ye can peel it in our bones. What better way to enjoy the heat of summer than with some banana cream plunder?
The Department o' Treasury has covered this month's Gold Box with an apeeling banana cream flavor. This month devour Banana Striped Chameleons, Banana Ravens, Banana Cream Cats, and Banana Cream Penguins. Strangely, ye may also peel back this small box to find a whole banana Elephant Statue. We cannot explain the magic of bananas, but we can enjoy its tasty offerings.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 17 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Act fast, before they split.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Cultist Plushie to join yer crew. Word of advice, if it resembles ye or yer mates, ye might want to take special care of it. At least remove the pins.
It’s time to stop hiding on yer ship and show other pirates how to have a little fun. Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ a non-Navy session of 5 different duty puzzles.
Get ready to go bananas with the always appealing Banana Mystery Box! Split open these boxes to find Banana Octopuses, Banana Boas, Banana Bunnies, Banana Cream Ponies, and more! These items are ripe for the pickin’ Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 20, 2019 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split!
It’s hard not to trumpet this news from the crowsnest. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Pelican Plushie to harass landlubbers visiting the beaches. There’s no hiding yer fish with these mates.
If ye still have room in his bill after giving him a snack, try filling it with some plunder. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ in sea battles with 20 different brigands. Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.