It’s the start of a new year on the oceans, and this one promises to be legendary. Start the year out right by recruiting a magical new crewmate. Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Unicorn Plushie to make yer crew’s wishes come true!
Yer New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging? We got ye covered. Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by participating in 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution a real pirate can keep.
Three winters ago, an unfathomable (albeit adorable) EVIL arose in the frozen north that threatened to engulf the ocean. The return of the dread seal king A'uk was narrowly stopped through the combined bravery of pirating folk and the spirits of a lost race of warrior penguins.
Hark! Evil once more rears its sinister head! The seal-sorceress X'ukara, mother of A'uk, has risen from the snows to punish the realm for her son's imprisonment. She has once more called forth the legions of A'uk to wreak her vengeance!
Arise ye pirates and embrace yer inner penguin! The fate of the very ocean hangs in the balance!
Each ocean has been divided into 4 teams, with pirates from the same crew all being placed on the same team. Pirates can participate and earn points for their team by raiding Sealperial Outposts, collecting artefact pieces and assembling them near the docks on certain islands. Crafting 3 copies of the same artefacts grants Swashbuckling Penguins furniture items:
Ancient Penguin Fetish, Ancient Seal Fetish and X’ukara Statue
The competition ends on Wednesday, January 2nd.
While our backs were turned, some magenta monkeys pilfered our eggnog and gained access to the dye facilities, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Ravens, Monkeys, Toucans, Pets, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed bandits.*
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 2, 2018 you'll receive a free Booch Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
After plunder, there’s one thing a pirate wants to have after a long sail on frozen seas, a feast! At this time of year, nothin’ complements a pirate feast like a side of cranberry (apart from rum, but that’s a given). Unfortunately our shipment of cranberry sauce hit rough seas and covered some of our Gold Boxes.
In celebration of winter and our unfortunate shippin’ accident, the Department o' Treasury has wrapped December’s Gold Box with festive items designed to celebrate the season. These berry merry boxes are stuffed full of goodies like Merry Macaws, Merry Molluscs, Polar Pandas, and Winter Waddlers.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until December 17 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' plunder right here.
Given their propensity to get distracted by something shiny, pirates aren’t always known fer being the wisest foe. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Owl Statue to give ye advice. Bonus, these feathery things are also a hoot at any gathering.
Don’t cry owl, ye can still earn those shinies even if ye don’t listen to advice. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 5 different duty puzzle sessions. Keep in mind, navy sessions do not count fer this seal.
Savor the bounty of the Puzzle Pirates Vineyard in the Wine Mystery Box! As yer well aware, only the finest libations come from a box. No pirate worth their salt would have a bunch of bottles clankin’ around when they can maximize space usin’ boxs o’ wine. Tip one of these boxes back and discover the fruity notes of Dolcetto Dragons, long legs of the Shiraz Spider, oaky tannins in the Tempranillo Tiger, ‘n more!
As a special treat, a few lucky pirates will get to meet the winemaker durin’ their tastin’. Grapefoot is an exceptional winemaker with unique knowledge about the process of winemaking.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 26, 2018 you'll receive a free Wine Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information and the full wine list for the 2018 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Tip the box back and make the best of wine time, before it's gone for the season!
Let’s face it, we can’t all be a leader. Own a subscription that runs through November, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Sheep Plushie to be yer newest follower. Now, even if ye don’t captain yer own ship, ye can still have a crew to help ye dig up treasure.
In order to earn November's Seal o'Piracy, pirates will need to forage uninhabited lands for resources. Earn the seal by completin’ 2 sessions of foraging!
The curtain between the mortal seas and the spectral abyss has once again been torn wide open. Barnabas' spectral powers have cursed all pirates into a ghostly state! Only a horde of wicked Brigands and Barbarians who have made a pact with the pale Brigand King have been spared, and even now they race to do his unearthly bidding! Arise ye spectral swashbucklers, and defeat these turncoats to the mortal realm and shatter Barnabas' hold over the corporeal seas to restore the divide between the planes!
The pirates of the oceans have been divided into several spectral teams, each charged with dispelling Barnabas' fiendish curse. For the duration of the competition, each individual Brigand or Barbarian you defeat will give your team credit for weakening Barnabas' curse. Thus, the larger the ship you take on your hunt, the more good you'll do! Not only that, but if you happen to lose the melee, you'll still receive credit for any Brigands/Barbarians you were able to defeat!
The Wraithly Raiders competition will stretch through Halloween until Friday, November 2nd, so get to your boats and save the seas: there's trophies in it for you! Full details can be found here.
Wraiths aren’t the only thing stalking the shadows on the oceans. Ye’ll know ye’ve found one of these Sinister Boxes by the strange scratchin’ sound emanatin’ from within. Look closely inside the darkened crate and ye may discover Shadow Spiders, Shadow Monkeys, Shadow Foxes, Shadow Tigers, 'n more waiting to leap out at ye.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 2, 2018 you'll receive a free Sinister Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Sinister Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Sinister Boxes are only available for a limited time, so act before they disappear into the night!
Ye hear that noise last night? It wasn’t yer ship. It was yer old mate ye thought had flown the coop. Own a subscription that runs through October, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Skelly Parrot Statue to rattle around yer cabin.
Ye may have identified the rattling, but that’s not the only thing that will bring a chill to a pirate’s heart. Rather than sit around waiting fer it to find ye, we suggest ye go lookin’ fer trouble. Earn the October Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 2 actions to add to yer explorer reputation.
This year we’ve asked our chocolate artisans to put together a box with the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, this one has a variety of surprises waiting fer ye.
Indulge in chocolate delights like Cocoa Toucans, hat wearin’ Chocolate Monkies, Pandas, Tortoises, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, chocolate is vulnerable at this time of year. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 24, 2018 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2018 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
Fall is approaching and pirates are chompin at the bit to get prepared for winter. Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gator Plushie to take a bite out of anyone who will distract ye.
We’re gettin’ crafty! Earn the September Seal o'Piracy by participatin’ in 4 different crafting sessions. This should help prepare ye, winter is coming.