Any good pirate knows that the seas are cooler after dusk. Yet it’s not always safe to set sail under the cover of darkness. Ye needn’t be worried about what ye’ll find if’n ye keep somethin' by yer side that comes alive at night. Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Werewolf Plushie to howl at the moon with.
While yer out there, ye might as well find yerself a bit o’ adventure. Complete 4 different expeditions to earn the August Seal o'Piracy! This includes Imperial Outpost, Viking Defense, Buried Treasure Atoll, Lost Shipwreck, Yeti, and Brigand King
Help a mate out of a jam! After plumbing the depths of oceans far ’n wide, our hold is plumb full o’ fruity goodness. Sure, we could give it all to Cronus, but he’ll just eat it before we finish tellin’ him what it is. So we’re makin’ them available for ye pirates to pilfer.
Plumge into this month’s box that’s plumb full of fruity goodness. The plum-der includes Plum Octopus with Hat, Serpents, Elephants, and Pigs. It’s even possible to procure perfectly preserved plum painted ships and furniture.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on July 22, 2019 you'll receive a free Plum Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Get'm quick before they begin to prune!
Summer can be tough at sea, take a break from the heat in the Inn. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 12 parlor game sessions. This would include Drinking, Hearts, Spades, Poker, Treasure Drop, Brawls, Rumble and Swordfight challenges.
If’n ye have a rough night in the inn and don’t have any hair of the dog, ye can always curl up with this. Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Dog Plushie.
The dog days of summer are here, ye can peel it in our bones. What better way to enjoy the heat of summer than with some banana cream plunder?
The Department o' Treasury has covered this month's Gold Box with an apeeling banana cream flavor. This month devour Banana Striped Chameleons, Banana Ravens, Banana Cream Cats, and Banana Cream Penguins. Strangely, ye may also peel back this small box to find a whole banana Elephant Statue. We cannot explain the magic of bananas, but we can enjoy its tasty offerings.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 17 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Act fast, before they split.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Cultist Plushie to join yer crew. Word of advice, if it resembles ye or yer mates, ye might want to take special care of it. At least remove the pins.
It’s time to stop hiding on yer ship and show other pirates how to have a little fun. Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ a non-Navy session of 5 different duty puzzles.
Get ready to go bananas with the always appealing Banana Mystery Box! Split open these boxes to find Banana Octopuses, Banana Boas, Banana Bunnies, Banana Cream Ponies, and more! These items are ripe for the pickin’ Don’t slip-up and forget to partake in the side-splitting banana fun.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 20, 2019 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2019 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab them before they split!
It’s hard not to trumpet this news from the crowsnest. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Pelican Plushie to harass landlubbers visiting the beaches. There’s no hiding yer fish with these mates.
If ye still have room in his bill after giving him a snack, try filling it with some plunder. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ in sea battles with 20 different brigands. Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.
Spring is sailing into port after a long winter festooned in periwinkle finery. It’s hard to believe that winter is behind us, but believing takes practice. Make no mistake; the seas in spring are quite treacherous. The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly. What better way to do that than with this new hue?
Obtain one of these Gold Boxes and it may sprout Periwinkle Parrots, Toucans, Tigers, and Unicorns. Sure, ye may not have seen these colors in the wild yet, but ye don’t have to understand things for them to be.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Don’t wait. Just like the first bulbs of spring, this box won't be around long!
Fer too long the Inns on the oceans ‘ave been filled with spirits n’ sea shanties, yet missing one thing. Not anymore! Fer a limited time, head to yer local furnisher an’ order yerself a mirrored ball for installation around yer dance floor.
Once hooked up, pirates in the room will be able to perform various funky dances via a variety of chat commands. We suggest ye take it slow as some commands may cause yer pirate to convulse uncontrollably.
What are ye waiting fer? Get out there and cut a rug; it’s time to parrrrrrrrty!
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a not-so-fearsome squishy friend. These Homunculus Plushies may not look it, but they are quite huggable if’n ye become afraid of the fog.
Does yer name strike fear into the hearts of yer foes? If not, it’s time to fly into action! Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engagin’’ in melee with 3 Brigand Kings!