While our backs were turned, some magenta monkeys pilfered our eggnog and gained access to the dye facilities, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Mixed-up Macaws, Scrambled Spiders, Chaotic Chameleons, Panda de Primaveras, Purple Porkers, Bluebellephants, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed bandits.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 2, 2020 you'll receive a free Booch Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
As ye may have heard, In the ice-choked seas of the far north, the Toymakers toil through spring, summer and autumn. Compelled, perhaps, by forgotten oaths or an ancient and primal desire to spread merriment and joy, they painstakingly craft shipments of shiny new playthings. As the days grow short, they load their baubles by the cartload into a fleet of waiting merchant vessels, southbound for ports across the ocean and the homes of small pirates.
But a rumour has spread among the brigands, those scurvy cut-throats who care nothing for the spirit of the season, that "thar be rum in them tubs". And so they've fallen upon the toy-laden fleet, seizing the Toymakers' goods! Help the Toymakers recover what’s left o’ their goods.
From now until January 2nd, battles with Brigands and Barbarians have a chance to award special toy part trinkets as prizes! Sets of toy parts may be brought to trading posts and assembled into brand new toy furniture items: Pirate Teddy, Hobby Pony, and a Loot Train! Decorate your home and satisfy yourselves by giving a good wallopin' to bands of miserable marauders!
Reclaim what was yours and teach those roaming scallywags that it's a lot more polite to simply buy rum! Join a voyage to hunt down some toy parts today!
The seas may be frozen, but that doesn’t cool a pirate’s thirst fer treasure. At this time o' year we suggest ye look in festively wrapped boxes rather than under an X on the sand. Ye never know; ye may just turn up some cranberried treasure.
In celebration of winter, the Department o' Treasury has wrapped December’s Gold Box with festive items designed to celebrate the season. These berry merry boxes are stuffed full of goodies like Merry Monkies, Festive Firedrakes, Merry Mustelids, and Merry Monsters.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until December 16 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Sometimes ye have to set sail and take a risk to discover new things. Somethin’s just a myth until ye end up pillagin’ one up. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a mythical Yeti Plushie as evidence of their existence. Ye’ll still have some naysayers, but at least ye have something to keep ye warm at night.
Put on yer warm sailin' gear, an earn those shinies. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 30 sea battles. Sea battles involving a Longship, either as your ship or the opponent, count triple.
Savor the bounty of the Puzzle Pirates Vineyard in the Wine Mystery Box! As all pirates know, only the finest libations come from a box. No pirate worth their salt would have a bunch of bottles clankin’ around when they can maximize space usin’ boxs o’ wine. Tip one of these boxes back and savor the bounty of the Puzzle Pirates Vineyard. Identify he rich tannins of Malbec Molluscs, light fruity notes of the Tempranillo Toucans, sharp acidity in Lambrusco Leopards, the round full body of Pinot Pandas, ‘n more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 18, 2019 you'll receive a free Wine Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information and the full wine list for the 2019 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Grab a glass and make the best of wine time, before it's gone for the season!
This is a month for pirates to have a howlin’ good time. Own a subscription that runs through November, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Wolverine Plushie to add to yer collection. Now, don’t listen to folks who claim somethin’ strange happens durin’ a full moon. I’m sure that’s just a rumor.
In order to earn November's Seal o'Piracy, pirates will need to get a bit crafty. Earn the seal by completin’ 4 different crafting puzzle sessions!
A shadowy presence known only as "The Grizzled Baron" has returned to cursed the seas this Halloween, and now werewolfism is running rampant across the oceans. Not only that, but packs of wild werewolves can now be found harassing islands throughout the archipelagos! Show you're the leader of the pack this October and break the power of the sinister beast lord by battling the howling hordes and coming out on top!
The pirates of the oceans have been divided into several werewolf packs. For the duration of the competition, you'll earn points for your pack for every roving band of island-dwelling werewolves you defeat. At the end of the competition, all participants will receive a commemorative trophy, with the most prestigious going to the members of the victorious pack!
How does one become a werewolf, you ask? You can either be defeated in a rumble by an existing werewolf, or you can pick up a Moon Amulet from the Palace Shoppe to become a werewolf whenever you want!
The Tooth & Nail competition will stretch through Halloween until Monday, November 4th at 3 PM PDT. Full details can be found here. Happy Howler-ween!
With the Grizzled Baron stalking oceans ye can’t be too careful. Legend has it that crimson can confuse a wolf and defeat what lurks in the shadows. Or is that attract wolves? No matter. Look closely inside the darkened crate and ye may discover Crimson Monkeys, Double Crimson Parrots, Crimson Foxes, Blood Jaguars, 'n more waiting to leap out at ye.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 4, 2019 you'll receive a free Crimson Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Crimson Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Crimson Boxes are only available for a limited time, so act before they disappear into the night!
Long summer days are comin’ to an end, but the wind is pickin' up. As sailin’ days grow shorter, experienced pirates will tell ye that this is the best time to start hordin’ goods fer winter. Sure, ye should stock up on rum n’ shot, but we suggest ye also collect some chocolate confections. Thar is never enough chocolate!
The Department o' Treasury has created a Gold Box with items designed to melt in yer mouth. ‘Tis no trick, these here boxes are filled with treats includin' Chocolate Parrots, Chocolate Cream Serpents, Chocolate Cream Cats, Chocolate Cream Dogs, or Golden yetis! Visit the Gold Safe at yer island bank to buy gold boxes today!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until October 14th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
If’n yer a real pirate, ye probably already have one of these. Why not add a few more to yer closet? Own a subscription that runs through October, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Skelly Plushie to scare yer ship mates.
Ye may have identified the rattling in the dark corners of the ship, but that’s not the only thing to fear when skies get dark. Earn the October Seal o'Piracy by defeatin’ 1 group of skellies and 1 group of zombies. If yer lucky, ye can win yer plushie a new femour.
Our crew of chocolate arrrrtisans are back! They’ve put together a box of assorted chocolates usin’ only the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, this one has a variety of surprises waiting fer ye. Indulge in chocolate delights like Double Fudge Dragons, Cocoa Chameleons, Double Fudge Tigers, Choco-foxes, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, chocolate is vulnerable at this time of year. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt. We even kept Cronus busy so he wouldn’t break into our supplies again like that other time.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 23, 2019 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2019 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!