Rum might be the drink o’ choice for most scallywags, but the truly discernin’ pirate will reach fer the wine. Sailin’ the high seas effectively means ye needs to be cunning to maximize yer plunder. Sure, ye can fill her hold with crates o’ wine bottles, but ye’ll have less room fer yer booty. ‘tis why we’re offerin’ pirates the chance to purchase a box o’ wine.
Act now to guzzle Wine and Gold Parrot familiars, Yetis, Skelly Council Chairs, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2016 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please check here. The Wine Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so pop the cork on one today!
If ye need a new mate or a new scarf, we’ve got ye covered. Own a subscription that runs through November, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Serpent Statue to slither around yer ship.
In order to earn November's Seal o'Piracy, pirates will need to be crafty. Earn the seal by completin’ 4 unique crafting puzzle sessions!
The Widow Queen be up to her usual tricks infusin' this month's gold boxes wit' enough spooky delight to thrill even the most hardened o' ghouls.
See the Patchy Fox shocked white wit' fright! Marvel at the Crystal Ball, black as night! Even the Toucans 'ave a shifty look in thar eye.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until October 17th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods here.
Own a subscription that runs through October, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Skeletal Monkey to rattle around yer cabin.
Scour the islands fer roaming packs of undead and force them back into the seas to earn October's Seal o' Piracy! Earn the October Seal o'Piracy by defeatin’ 1 group of skellies and 1 group of zombies!
The Quadrennial Feats o' Strength 'n Agility are upon us once again - The Pirate Summer Games 2016!
Compete against yer fellow pirates in one-on-one challenges or ship first t' third in Puzzle Competitions t' earn points fer yer team - 'n a chance at Eternal Glory! Yer crew needs ye, so get out thar 'n show off yer well honed pirate skills.
Plunge into a plunder o’ perfectly packed Plum Mystery Boxes. We’re pleased to provide pirates with a plethora o’ possibilities pertaining to procurin’ plunder painted in plum.
Now be yer chance to uncover musketeer parrot familiars, Plum Yetis, Plum Seals, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Plum Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so pick up some plum today!
Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Parrot Statue to talk to!
The heat of the summer is upon us! Take a break from the heat and head to yer local Inn. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by completing 12 parlor game sessions (Drinking, Hearts, Spades, Poker, Treasure Drop, Brawls, Rumble and Swordfight challenges).
Must've been a shipwreck out at sea, because barrels of goodies are washin' ashore! We're hearin' reports o' mates findin' Ruffian Barrels, assorted barrel furniture, ghost octopus familiars, chocolate sloops, chocolate hedgehog pets, an' more!
For more information about the full contents of the Barrel Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Barrel Boxes won't last forever, so pry 'em open and make off with th' goods while ye can!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on June 27, 2016 you'll earn a free Barrel Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
'Arr! The shine o' Gold Boxes, be upon us again! June Gold Boxes have just arrived to a parrrticipating bank near ye. Boxes are filled with goods like Toucans, White Foxes, and Gold Dogs. Azarbad The Great *and* Gretchen Goldfang statues will make an appearance along with banana chromas.
Surround yerself with Gilded furniture or create an army out o’ golden piggy banks. Ye don’t have to be a royal to live like one!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 13th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Grab yer crew and set out to sea, because Pinkfoot the Love Yeti is back! Plunder 'Yeti Sightings' expeditions from brigands and barbarians to find these lovable, pink yeti. Each pirate on the ship will receive a free portrait on a Valentine background to commemorate yer encounter. Ice Chest Treasure boxes will be placed into th' booty o' the ship for everyone to share. Treasure boxes have a small chance of awarding Pink Pomade hair dye when opened!
It wouldn't be Valentine's Day without Heart-Shaped Boxes! Instead o' chocolate, these are filled with shiny Pieces o' Eight! Receive one box for each $2.00 ye spend. These sweet treats contain between 400 and 4000 PoE each, with a small chance of a payout of 100,000 Pieces of Eight! Pink Yeti and Heart-Shaped Boxes are available until 3:00 PM on February 15th!
Valentine's Day trinkets and furniture are in the Palace Shoppe, and ye'll find seasonal portrait backgrounds at every easel. Watch for returning favorites as well as new backgrounds created by arrrtistic players! Visit yer local shipyard and purchase a limited edition Lovestruck Class Sloop to celebrate yer bliss.