Savor the bounty of the Puzzle Pirates Vineyard in the Wine Mystery Box! As yer well aware, only the finest libations come from a box. No pirate worth their salt would have a bunch of bottles clankin’ around when they can maximize space usin’ boxs o’ wine. Tip one of these boxes back and discover the fruity notes of Dolcetto Dragons, long legs of the Shiraz Spider, oaky tannins in the Tempranillo Tiger, ‘n more!
As a special treat, a few lucky pirates will get to meet the winemaker durin’ their tastin’. Grapefoot is an exceptional winemaker with unique knowledge about the process of winemaking.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 26, 2018 you'll receive a free Wine Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information and the full wine list for the 2018 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Tip the box back and make the best of wine time, before it's gone for the season!
Let’s face it, we can’t all be a leader. Own a subscription that runs through November, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Sheep Plushie to be yer newest follower. Now, even if ye don’t captain yer own ship, ye can still have a crew to help ye dig up treasure.
In order to earn November's Seal o'Piracy, pirates will need to forage uninhabited lands for resources. Earn the seal by completin’ 2 sessions of foraging!
The curtain between the mortal seas and the spectral abyss has once again been torn wide open. Barnabas' spectral powers have cursed all pirates into a ghostly state! Only a horde of wicked Brigands and Barbarians who have made a pact with the pale Brigand King have been spared, and even now they race to do his unearthly bidding! Arise ye spectral swashbucklers, and defeat these turncoats to the mortal realm and shatter Barnabas' hold over the corporeal seas to restore the divide between the planes!
The pirates of the oceans have been divided into several spectral teams, each charged with dispelling Barnabas' fiendish curse. For the duration of the competition, each individual Brigand or Barbarian you defeat will give your team credit for weakening Barnabas' curse. Thus, the larger the ship you take on your hunt, the more good you'll do! Not only that, but if you happen to lose the melee, you'll still receive credit for any Brigands/Barbarians you were able to defeat!
The Wraithly Raiders competition will stretch through Halloween until Friday, November 2nd, so get to your boats and save the seas: there's trophies in it for you! Full details can be found here.
Wraiths aren’t the only thing stalking the shadows on the oceans. Ye’ll know ye’ve found one of these Sinister Boxes by the strange scratchin’ sound emanatin’ from within. Look closely inside the darkened crate and ye may discover Shadow Spiders, Shadow Monkeys, Shadow Foxes, Shadow Tigers, 'n more waiting to leap out at ye.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 2, 2018 you'll receive a free Sinister Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Sinister Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Sinister Boxes are only available for a limited time, so act before they disappear into the night!
Ye hear that noise last night? It wasn’t yer ship. It was yer old mate ye thought had flown the coop. Own a subscription that runs through October, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Skelly Parrot Statue to rattle around yer cabin.
Ye may have identified the rattling, but that’s not the only thing that will bring a chill to a pirate’s heart. Rather than sit around waiting fer it to find ye, we suggest ye go lookin’ fer trouble. Earn the October Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 2 actions to add to yer explorer reputation.
This year we’ve asked our chocolate artisans to put together a box with the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, this one has a variety of surprises waiting fer ye.
Indulge in chocolate delights like Cocoa Toucans, hat wearin’ Chocolate Monkies, Pandas, Tortoises, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, chocolate is vulnerable at this time of year. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 24, 2018 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2018 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today!
Fall is approaching and pirates are chompin at the bit to get prepared for winter. Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gator Plushie to take a bite out of anyone who will distract ye.
We’re gettin’ crafty! Earn the September Seal o'Piracy by participatin’ in 4 different crafting sessions. This should help prepare ye, winter is coming.
The Department o' Treasury has created a Gold Box that’s ripe fer the pickin’. This box is jam-packed and filled with fruity plumder like Plum Octopuses, Double-plum Spiders, Plum Sea Otters, and Plum Sea Turtles!
If ye missed yer chance to pick some plum in July, ye have a second chance now. If yer lookin’ fer something with a little more shine, ye can also collect gold trinkets, furniture, pets, and gold chromas!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 13 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
We get it, it’s hot. Ye can complain about it and hide below deck, or ye can have a feast! Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Lobster Statue to snack on. Sure it’s probably rude, but it’s also tasty.
After yer feast, escape the heat and head to the inn. Ye should have no problem findin’ rum and a scallywag to play a hand with. Complete 10 parlor games to earn the August Seal o'Piracy!
Ye pirates may partake in a pretty prosperous presentation of plunder. Peculiarly the prize box pickings are packed with’ plummy palatable goodness. We tried providing it to Clotho’s pet puppies, but predictably, it provoked pandemonium upon the poop deck. We're proudly proffering these pretties for ye pirates to pilfer.
Plumge into this month’s box that’s plumb full of fruity goodness. The plum-der includes plum dragons, parrots, tigers, dogs, and cats. It’s even possible to procure perfectly preserved plum painted ships and furniture.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on July 23, 2018 you'll receive a free Plum Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2018 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Get'm quick before they begin to prune!
Yer spending some extra time at sea this month. If ye find yer feelin a bit lonely, we have a solution!
Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Sea Otter Plushie. Just think of him as a puppy, who likes to swim a lot.
Summer is the best time of year to sail the dangerous seas. Thankfully, thar be plenty o’ ships to plunder while yer ship is underway. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 2 actions that increase yer pirate Conqueror Reputation.