Show the brigands the error of their ways!
The brigands 'n barbarians have frost in thar soul this season. Ye ghosts of holidays past, present and future must “encourage” thar holiday cheer whilst pillagin' the seas. Defeatin' these scrooge-ish brigands 'n barbarians will surely bring some piratey cheer back to our oceans.
From now until the 2nd of January, ye pirates have been turned into a ghost o' holidays past, present or future! Load up a ship 'n take to the seas, earnin' points fer yer team fer every piece o' eight ye wrest from the hands of the miserly brigands!
On a related note, the high rate of haunted brigands has led to an equally high rate of Top Hats flyin' off of thar heads in surprise. The Palace Shoppe has managed to acquire a healthy supply of these surplus hats and are makin' them available fer sale! Yer dream of showin' up at yer hearty's party wearin' a stunnin', orange monstrosity on yer head could soon be a reality! Act fast, though, because the Top Hat supply will soon disappear!
Winter be upon us. Warm up next t' an extravagantly lush Gold Box 'n send Jack Frost packin'!
Fill yer winter getaway wit' luxurious Gilded furniture: the finest Candelabras, the plushest Sofas, the featheriest Peacock Vases. While away the hours in comfort while teachin' yer Toucan t' be yer partner in spades.
Ye may find Gold Boxes at yer local island bank until December 12th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Let Apollo’s messenger bring ye luck this winter. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Raven Statue to circle above yer fallen foes.
It’s time to sail the icy seas and plunder some booty. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 30 sea battles. Battles in or against Longships count triple!
Rum might be the drink o’ choice for most scallywags, but the truly discernin’ pirate will reach fer the wine. Sailin’ the high seas effectively means ye needs to be cunning to maximize yer plunder. Sure, ye can fill her hold with crates o’ wine bottles, but ye’ll have less room fer yer booty. ‘tis why we’re offerin’ pirates the chance to purchase a box o’ wine.
Act now to guzzle Wine and Gold Parrot familiars, Yetis, Skelly Council Chairs, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2016 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please check here. The Wine Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so pop the cork on one today!
If ye need a new mate or a new scarf, we’ve got ye covered. Own a subscription that runs through November, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Serpent Statue to slither around yer ship.
In order to earn November's Seal o'Piracy, pirates will need to be crafty. Earn the seal by completin’ 4 unique crafting puzzle sessions!
The Widow Queen be up to her usual tricks infusin' this month's gold boxes wit' enough spooky delight to thrill even the most hardened o' ghouls.
See the Patchy Fox shocked white wit' fright! Marvel at the Crystal Ball, black as night! Even the Toucans 'ave a shifty look in thar eye.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until October 17th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods here.
Own a subscription that runs through October, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Skeletal Monkey to rattle around yer cabin.
Scour the islands fer roaming packs of undead and force them back into the seas to earn October's Seal o' Piracy! Earn the October Seal o'Piracy by defeatin’ 1 group of skellies and 1 group of zombies!
The Quadrennial Feats o' Strength 'n Agility are upon us once again - The Pirate Summer Games 2016!
Compete against yer fellow pirates in one-on-one challenges or ship first t' third in Puzzle Competitions t' earn points fer yer team - 'n a chance at Eternal Glory! Yer crew needs ye, so get out thar 'n show off yer well honed pirate skills.
Plunge into a plunder o’ perfectly packed Plum Mystery Boxes. We’re pleased to provide pirates with a plethora o’ possibilities pertaining to procurin’ plunder painted in plum.
Now be yer chance to uncover musketeer parrot familiars, Plum Yetis, Plum Seals, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
For more information about the full contents of the 2016 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Plum Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so pick up some plum today!
Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Parrot Statue to talk to!
The heat of the summer is upon us! Take a break from the heat and head to yer local Inn. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by completing 12 parlor game sessions (Drinking, Hearts, Spades, Poker, Treasure Drop, Brawls, Rumble and Swordfight challenges).