We get it, it’s hot. Ye can complain about it and hide below deck, or ye can have a feast! Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Lobster Statue to snack on. Sure it’s probably rude, but it’s also tasty.
After yer feast, escape the heat and head to the inn. Ye should have no problem findin’ rum and a scallywag to play a hand with. Complete 10 parlor games to earn the August Seal o'Piracy!