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Codename: B.A.R.R.E.L.

Throughout history, there have been moments when a barrel of rum has altered our understanding of great pillaging.

Our B.A.R.R.E.L. project has been designed to re-invent the barrel as a new, powerful platform for lawless terror on the high seas.

B.A.R.R.E.L. owners will be presented with a choice – a select choice – to enjoy a style of pillaging that is a rarely offered today. It's a choice that opens the doors to a world of exclusivity and personalization that is unique in pillaging. In a B.A.R.R.E.L. you will experience things that have become lost to other pirates: a world of unparalleled craftsmanship and refinement; a world of ever increasing choice and comfort.

Luxury features and accouterments included:

  • Intelligent lightweight construction with a powerful effect
  • Parrot pre-programmed with over 800 sea shanties
  • Retractable flotsam cranes
  • 9,000 thread count sail cloth
  • Aged cherry wood casing treated with whale oil
  • Anti-microbial, moisture wicking Corinthian leather bucket seat
  • Mini-tavern with 10 cup holders
  • Massive fish box with high velocity shaved ice dispenser
  • Remote control via iPhone app (Android app forthcoming)

"It looks like a barrel, steers like a barrel, and floats like a dream."

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