With all of the holiday shenanigans our overindulgent elves caused, we were worried the brigands would nab all the winter creatures too. As a safeguard, a stash of rare, undeniably cool creatures were placed into a deep freeze until they could find a new home. Now that the elves are back to their normal duties, we’ve decided to remove ‘em from cold storage n’ find honorable pirates willin’ to give them a home or make ‘em part of thar crew.
Crack open this month's Ice Mystery Box and stare briskly at the chilly offerings. These ice cubes may contain frigid items like Polar Toucans, Ice-cold Chameleons, Arctic Pelicans, Frosty Pandas, Frost Yetis, Flurryphants, and more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 24th, 2022 you'll receive a free Ice Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2022 Ice Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Ice Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab ‘em before they melt!
We’re sailin’ into a new year which deserves some celebration. Start the year out right by recruiting a new crew member who can help ye finish the last of yer eggnog. Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Rum Elf Plushie to help ye ring in the new year.
Yer New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging? We got ye covered. Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution any real pirate can keep.
Not just any ship can brave the frozen seas. Set sail on a Frost Class Sloop keep yerself warm below decks until something is spotted on the horizon.
All pirates know that every winter, ships filled with troves o' toys from far away lands steal through the night. Their mission is to deliver the items needed to create special holiday treats for the hungry pirates of the oceans. What isn’t as well known is how these toys are made.
Each year a seasonal swarm of sprites toil away to create toy designs and all the parts needed for the trove o’ toys given out during the holidays. Most years this goes without a hitch. However this year, there was a hitch. 'Twas a strong nog...too strong...even for elves. Toy designs became...unique, and rummed-up Elves staggered 'round the islands droppin' parts afore noddin' off. Then Brigands - the blaggards! Stole them toy parts. If’n that wasn’t bad enough, they took hats right off o' their wee sleepin' heads!
Take them parts back by battlin’ Brigands ‘n Barbarians and put 'em together into new toys to save the holidays! Who knows, maybe these, er, eccentric toys'll be the hit o' the season!
From now until January 3rd, battles with Brigands and Barbarians have a chance to award special toy part trinkets as prizes! Bring your 3 parts for any toy item to Festivity's House on all oceans ‘n build one of the 3 new furniture items: Mr. Potato Sleds, Sock Skunkys, and Parsnip Patch Dolls! You can also acquire your very own “sleepy” Elf at the Trading Post.
Decorate your home and satisfy your taste for battle by giving a good wallopin' to these bands of miserable hat-stealing marauders!
Our problems don't end there during this Booched holiday. While our backs we be turned, some elves assigned to' the holiday dye facilities pilfered a stash o' eggnog 'n went a wee wild, resultin' in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Power Parrots, Psychedelic Spiders, Neon Ippolitos, Psychedelic Tigers, Radical Rodents, Wooly Wackos, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed sprites.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 3, 2022 you'll receive a free Booch Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
Tis the season where good pirates give away a bit o’ thar plunder. If’n yer lookin’ fer the perfect gift fer a mate, try lookin’ in festively wrapped boxes rather than under an X on the sand. Ye never know, ye may just turn up some cranberried treasure.
In celebration of winter, the Department o' Treasury has wrapped December’s Gold Box with festive items designed to celebrate the season. These berry merry boxes are stuffed full of goodies like Berry-wine Octopuses with Hats, Berry-wine Dragons, Berry-wine Unicorns, Berry-wine Penguins, and holiday themed goodies.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until December 13 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.