Hark! Thar be somethin’ wicked sailin’ the seas. Somethin’ wit' a mighty thirst 'n a cravin’ fer a good swordfight! Vampirates are not used to being so quickly pushed back from the islands they haunt, and have called in reinforcements by sea! Be aware that these aren’t yer average vampires, thar the abomination created when a vampire turns a seafarin' pirate. Ye didn’t reckon they’d stick to land did ye?
Sure ye can avoid these creatures 'n hideout on yer islands, or ye can pick up a cutlass ‘n pillage some o' thar legendary riches. Don’t turn yer back on these creatures o’ the night fer one moment. Thar nah t' be trusted and seem to be workin' together at someone's behest.
Follow the Vampiric Reliquary to find these creatures of the night, and steal their plunder fer yerself. Be wary, losin’ bites.
Our crew of chocolate arrrrtisans are back! They’ve put together a fall-themed box of assorted chocolates usin’ only the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, ye never know what yer goin’ ta plunder. Indulge in chocolate delights like Cocoa Parrots with Hats, Autumn Monkeys with Hats, Autumn Foxes, and Chocolate Marshmallow Unicorns, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, it’s hot out there at sea puttin’ our boxes o’ chocolate at risk. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt into a puddle. As with previous years, we deployed some wine and rum as a distraction for the Ocean Masters so they won't be tempted to raid our stockpile.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 13, 2021 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2021 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today before they melt!
We get it. Bein’ on a ship fer days on end can make a pirate Crabby. Take a break on land and earn the September Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 4 different crafting sessions.
As most pirates know, some of the best intel ye can get is from the innformant. Unfortunately it’s not always easy to find this Old Salt in order to hear about potential plunder. Don’t worry, we have a solution. Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Old Salt Plushie to whisper in yer ear. Just be sure others don’t listen in and beat ye to the punch.
This month, after ye pry yerself away from the inn, ye can set sail on this marvel of Eastern Seas construction! Pillage yer way to fame and riches on the Fortune Class Junk.
More fruity delights are headin’ yer way. If ye didn’t get yer fill in July, ye can presently procure plenty of plum perishables. The Department o' Treasury has created a Gold Box that’s ripe fer the pickin’. This box is jam-packed and filled with fruity plumder like Beach Plum Plum Parrots, Toucans, Poochs, and Sasquatches!
Let’s face it. Not every pirate is lookin’ to plumge into purple *cough* Nemesis *cough*. If this is the case fer ye, rest assured that ye may also find something with a bit o’ shine. Ye can collect gold trinkets, furniture, pets, tan familiars, and gold chromas!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 16 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.