Savor the bounty of the Puzzle Pirates Vineyard in the Wine Mystery Box! As all pirates know, only the finest libations come from a box. No pirate worth their salt would have a bunch of bottles clankin’ around when they can maximize space usin’ boxs o’ wine.
Tip one of these boxes back and savor the bounty of the Puzzle Pirates Vineyard. Discover the fruity notes of Dark Vintage Parrots, rich tannins of the Wineverines, earthiness in Olivella Owls, the round full body of a Dark Vintage Pooch, and more!!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 29, 2021 you'll receive a free Wine Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information and the full wine list for the 2021 Wine Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Grab a glass or three and make the best of wine time, before the boxes are drained!
’tis time to set sail for parts unknown. While the seas can be treacherous, there’s no tellin’ what plunder ye may find. Own a subscription that runs through November, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Velasco Thorsson Plushie, the “Intrepid Explorer”, to help guide ye on yer adventures.
While exploring new lands, ye best make sure yer stocked full of fruit. In order to earn November's Seal o'Piracy, pirates will need to go gather some feastin’ food. Earn the seal by completin’ 2 sessions of foragin’!
While explorin’ the far reaches of the sea, it helps to bring a truly amazin’ vessel. Expect the unexpected this month with the Wondrous Class Xebec! We can assure ye that each Limited Edition Xebec comes with a hold full o’ treasures, and a little touch o’ magic.
Ye hear that whisperin' on the wind? Thar be rumors of shadowy forces amassed on distant shores protectin' centuries’ worth of plunder. These forces aren’t alone. Word has it they are commanded by a regal creature who was first of her Vampirate kind. She’s the mother to all her minions and won’t take kindly to ye landing on her shores.
We sent a ship full of pirates to gather intelligence and investigate these rumors. Unfortunately, only those who made it to the first rowboat off the island survived. While they returned safely, they didn’t have a lot of useful information. While babbling incoherently, they seem to plead with anyone willing to listen, “Take ye hammers, hammer ‘em back. Shadowy hordes! She floats among ‘em!”
Sure ye can avoid these creatures 'n hideout on yer islands, or ye can pick up a cutlass ‘n pillage some o' thar legendary riches. Be wary and build those defenses. These aren’t yer average vampires lookin’ fer spoils, ‘tis their Sanctum yer entering. Ye didn’t reckon they’d make it easy on ye?
Land if ye dare, but be wary, losin' bites.
Trick-ARR-Treat Ye Scallywags!
Are ye ready fer Halloween, mates? To get ye in practice, we have a fine competition prepared for ye: Starting October 22nd, Pirates will be invited to participate in the great Trick ARRR! Treat event of 2021. That's right: "Arr!" We're pirates, after all.
And how do ye win this competition: Sail with yer crew and retrieve candy from the unwilling hands of brigands! A boon fer the Pirate with a sweet tooth!
Along with the competition, pirates might find hordes of monsters washing up on shore at an alarming rate. If yer scared, don’t worry, ye can hide behind one of the masks available at the palace shop.
Back In Black
The scallywags in the Dread Ringer crew have also updated the Black Box. These now include both skeletal familiars, a horde of black pets, Sanguine Amulets, Vampire Reliquaries; and some new furniture items. It’s unclear how the skeletal familiars were created, but we suspect something went dreadfully wrong during the hatching process. Creep on over to your local Black Market to engage in some dubious dealings!
Dress to Impress
When yer out Trick-ARR-Treatin’, don’t just wear any o’ thing; ye need to look the part! Lucky for ye, we have some costumes available. Check out the Palace Shoppe to get yerself properly attired for the run of the mill treat hunt, or a Vampirate gala!
Sinister Happenings Are Upon Ye
Vampirates and other monster frays aren’t the only thing stalking the shadows on the oceans lookin’ fer libations. Ye’ll know ye’ve found one of these Sinister Boxes by the strange scratchin’ sound emanatin’ from within. Look closely inside the darkened crate and ye may discover Dark Vintage Monkeys with Hats, Shadow Ravens, Dark Vintage Hounds, Dark Vintage Sea Turtles, 'n more waiting to leap out at ye.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on November 3, 2021 you'll receive a free Sinister Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Sinister Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Sinister Boxes are only available for a limited time, so act before they disappear into the night!