Whispers of a smugglin’ operation occurrin' right under Jack Frost’s nose have spread across the ocean. A stash of rare, undeniably cool creatures has been located up in the arctic seas. Rather than see these wintery creatures wind up on the black market, we’ve decided to remove ‘em from cold storage n’ find honorable pirates willin’ to give them a home or make ‘em part of thar crew.
Crack open this month's Ice Mystery Box and stare briskly at the chilly contents. These ice cubes may contain frigid items like tricorn wearin’ Ice Octopuses, Snowy Owls, Ice Pups, Winter Unicorns, Snowy Wolverines, Ice Pigs, and more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 25th, 2021 you'll receive a free Ice Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2021 Ice Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Ice Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab ‘em before they melt!
We’re sailin’ into a new year which deserves some celebration. Start the year out right by recruiting a chilly new crew member who can make sure yer rum is always cold. Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Jolly Jack Frost Plushie to freeze the oceans with!
Yer New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging? We got ye covered. Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution any real pirate can keep.
Do ye have the golden touch? Find out this month on the Midas class grand frigate and sail the seas in opulent style.
E'ery winter, ships filled with troves o' rare ingredients from far away lands steal through the night. Their mission is to deliver the ingredients needed to create special holiday treats for the hungry pirates of the oceans. That is, until now.
Forced off course and into icy seas by Hurricane Hera, our intrepid heroes were swarmed by Brigands and Barbarians ‘n lost their treasured cargo. The half frozen crew realized pirates would no longer be able to cook up their holiday feast and wailed in despair. These piteous cries carried across the frigid seas reaching Jack Frost on his wintery journey around the oceans.
Determined to save the holidays, or at least shut up those whiny, hungry swabbies on his favorite island retreat, Jolly Jack Frost calls on you to help him bring those blaggards to heel! While good ol’ Jack will try to take the credit fer savin’ the day, he’ll let those who help him keep some of the rescued ingredients ‘n cook ‘em up.
From now until January 4th, battles with Brigands and Barbarians have a chance to award special ingredient trinkets as prizes! Bring your 3 ingredients for any food item to the statue he erected in his honor ‘n cook up one of the 3 new furniture items: Gingerbread Sloop, Rum Nog, and Chocolate Doubloons! Earn a trophy once ye've assembled a festive food item for the first time and a furniture item after assembling 3 of a particular festive food item. Decorate your home and satisfy yours taste for battle by giving a good wallopin' to these bands of miserable marauders!
Cook up a feast for yer crew and teach those roaming scallywags that it's a lot more polite to simply buy rum than raid another's cupboards! Join a voyage n’ hunt down some festive ingredients today!
While our backs were turned dealing with the loss of our holiday ingredients, some mischievous molluscs pilfered our rum nog, ate one to many rum balls, ‘n gained access to the dye facilities. Their hijinks resulted in color combinations that nature ne'er intended! Electric Blue Octopuses Mixed-up Monkey with Hats, Disordered Dragons, Cherry Red Seals, Tossed-up Turtles, Watermelon Mutts, 'n more have fallen victim to these color obsessed bandits.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 4, 2021 you'll receive a free Booch Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the Booch Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.
Tis the season where good pirates give away a bit o’ thar plunder. If’n yer lookin’ fer the perfect gift fer a mate, try lookin’ in festively wrapped boxes rather than under an X on the sand. Ye never know, ye may just turn up some cranberried treasure.
In celebration of winter, the Department o' Treasury has wrapped December’s Gold Box with festive items designed to celebrate the season. These berry merry boxes are stuffed full of goodies like Berry-wine Parrots, Berry-wine Toucans, Cranberry Pandas, and Berry-wine Tigers.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until December 14 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.