If’n yer like Cronus and unable to remember yer left from right, just be sure ye ram yer foe, not rocks. When all else fails, find a mate who is willin’ to ram 'em fer ye. Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gorgonyx Plushie who can set a collision course.
While yer hidin’ from the heat, ye might as well find yerself a game or two in the inn. Complete 10 parlor games to earn the August Seal o'Piracy!
Help a mate out o' a jam! Aft plumbin' the depths o' oceans far 'n wide, our hold be plumb full o' fruity goodness. Sure, we could let Hera brew up somethin' potent, but then Cronus would jus' consume it all 'n thar'd be naught left fer ye. So we be makin' them available fer ye pirates t' pilfer.
Take a plumge into this month’s box that’s plumb full of fruity goodness. The plum-der includes Summer Night Toucans, Summer Night Parrots, Summer Night Foxes, and Summer Night Pandas.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on August 3, 2020 you'll receive a free Plum Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2020 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Get'm quick before they begin to prune!
There's nothing better on a summer day than a fine mug of rum while ye smite yer enemies and pillage their goods. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 30 sea battles. Battles involving a cutter count triple.
If’n ye have a little trouble completin’ those sea battles, perhaps ye need a helper to pick up a trident fer yer cause? Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Atlantean Dragoon Plushie.
Unexplained summer squalls are blowin' across the seas. Thar be shipwrecks from some several unusual vessels. A whole load o' barrels along with ghost Monkeys, Sea Green Octopus, Sea Green Parrots, 'n more can be found amongst the flotsam. Nah only that, but thar seems t' be somethin' new, somethin' wabbaly, somethin’ that ingested too much rum, that’s wandering amongst the debris; Rumjug Pets.
Just in case ye be tossed o'erboard durin' one o' these storms 'n lose yer rags, ye can prolly cobble together some o' the driftin' items to wear in the form o' a Ruffian Barrel. Just note that we don't suggest ye try usin' it as flotation o'er a waterfall.
For more information about the full contents of the Tempest Box, as well as the official rules, please click here.