Hark! Thar be somethin’ wicked sailin’ the seas. Somethin’ wit' a mighty thirst 'n a cravin’ fer a good swordfight! Vampirates are not used to being so quickly pushed back from the islands they haunt, and have called in reinforcements by sea! Be aware that these aren’t yer average vampires, thar the abomination created when a vampire turns a seafarin' pirate. Ye didn’t reckon they’d stick to land did ye?
Sure ye can avoid these creatures 'n hideout on yer islands, or ye can pick up a cutlass ‘n pillage some o' thar legendary riches. Don’t turn yer back on these creatures o’ the night fer one moment. Thar nah t' be trusted and seem to be workin' together at someone's behest.
Follow the Vampiric Reliquary to find these creatures of the night, and steal their plunder fer yerself. Be wary, losin’ bites.
Our crew of chocolate arrrrtisans are back! They’ve put together a fall-themed box of assorted chocolates usin’ only the highest quality cocoa confections. Like all boxes of chocolate, ye never know what yer goin’ ta plunder. Indulge in chocolate delights like Cocoa Parrots with Hats, Autumn Monkeys with Hats, Autumn Foxes, and Chocolate Marshmallow Unicorns, ships, furniture, clothing, chromas, 'n more!
We won’t sugarcoat it, it’s hot out there at sea puttin’ our boxes o’ chocolate at risk. Don’t ye worry mates, we’ve made sure to keep them cool so the treats don’t melt into a puddle. As with previous years, we deployed some wine and rum as a distraction for the Ocean Masters so they won't be tempted to raid our stockpile.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on September 13, 2021 you'll receive a free Chocolate Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
Fer more information about the full contents of the 2021 Chocolate Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Chocolate Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so dip into one today before they melt!
We get it. Bein’ on a ship fer days on end can make a pirate Crabby. Take a break on land and earn the September Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 4 different crafting sessions.
As most pirates know, some of the best intel ye can get is from the innformant. Unfortunately it’s not always easy to find this Old Salt in order to hear about potential plunder. Don’t worry, we have a solution. Own a subscription that runs through September, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Old Salt Plushie to whisper in yer ear. Just be sure others don’t listen in and beat ye to the punch.
This month, after ye pry yerself away from the inn, ye can set sail on this marvel of Eastern Seas construction! Pillage yer way to fame and riches on the Fortune Class Junk.
More fruity delights are headin’ yer way. If ye didn’t get yer fill in July, ye can presently procure plenty of plum perishables. The Department o' Treasury has created a Gold Box that’s ripe fer the pickin’. This box is jam-packed and filled with fruity plumder like Beach Plum Plum Parrots, Toucans, Poochs, and Sasquatches!
Let’s face it. Not every pirate is lookin’ to plumge into purple *cough* Nemesis *cough*. If this is the case fer ye, rest assured that ye may also find something with a bit o’ shine. Ye can collect gold trinkets, furniture, pets, tan familiars, and gold chromas!
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until August 16 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.
Let’s face it mates, it’s hot out on the seas. Why not subcontract yer pillaging out to the All-Consuming Flame? Own a subscription that runs through August, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Azarbad the Great Plushie to lead yer fleet.
While yer hidin’ from the heat, ye might as well find yerself a game or two in the inn. Complete 10 parlor games to earn the August Seal o'Piracy!
While Azarbad may prefer other ships, there’s really nothin’ like a well appointed war brig. The oceans' shipwrights have managed to learn enough about the militant Imperials' vessels now to be able to replicate their War Brigs to exact specifications! The Imperial Class War Brig can be ordered from your local shipyard, but act quickly; it won't be around fer long.
Hear ye! Hear Ye!
The Quadrennial (plus one) Feats o' Strength 'n Agility are upon us once again - The Pirate Summer Games 2021!
Compete against yer fellow pirates in one-on-one challenges or place first to third in Puzzle Competitions to earn points fer yer team - 'n a chance at Eternal Glory! Earnin' yer place in the Overall category of a competition is worth more points than an individual category.
Yer crew needs ye, so get out thar 'n show off yer well honed pirate skills. The competition ends on August 8th, so head to the startin' line now.
Help a mate out o' a jam! Aft plumbin' the depths o' oceans far 'n wide, our hold be plumb full o' fruity goodness. Sure, we could let Cronus consume it all, but then we ‘ave to listen to him bellyachin’ when he eats too much. So we be makin' it available fer ye pirates t' pilfer.
Take a plumge into this month’s box that’s plumb full of fruity goodness. The plum-der includes Summer Night Octopuses, Summer Night Dragons, Cats, and Summer Night Pups.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on July 12, 2021 you'll receive a free Plum Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2021 Plum Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. Get'm quick before they begin to prune!
Even after all yer efforts last month, yer still not respected as much as ye’d like. Ye need to instill a little fear. Earn the July Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ 2 actions that increase yer pirate Conqueror Reputation.
Even as yer conquering the seas, ye can still be a posh pirate. If ye need help learnin’ how to polish yer rough personality, ye should bring on a new mentor who can help ye earn some of the finer things in life. Own a subscription that runs through July, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Admiral Finius Plushie. Sacre bleu! Remember, yer in the presence of royalty!
After all this work, do ye have the golden touch? Are yer coffers overflowing with plunder? Find out this month on the Midas Class Sloop and sail the seas in opulent style. This sloop is the most luxurious way to pillage with your six closest hearties.
Hark! There be somethin’ wicked afoot when the night skies bleed red. Somethin’ with a mighty thirst and a cravin’ for a good swordfight! Be aware that these aren’t yer average vampire, they’re the abomination created when a vampire turns a seafaring pirate.
Don’t turn yer back on these creatures o’ the night for one moment. Thar not to be trusted and knowing ‘em as we do, likely have somethin’ more up thar sleeve. Keep yer mateys close or they may be next to turn.
Protect yer necks, join the fray, n’ band together and push them back to the sea! Be wary, losin’ bites.
The dog days of summer will soon arrive in port. While the course of true piracy never did run smooth, the seas look calmer as the weather warms.
This month, the Department o' Treasury has filled the Gold Box with vibrant items to celebrate these long summer nights. Discover Midsummer Parrots, Midsummer Toucans, Unicorns, Tigers, n’ more.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 15 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Pirates who get distracted may miss out, but who knows what may lurk in the next Gold Box. Visit the Gold Safe at your island bank to buy Gold Boxes today!
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.