Hark! There be somethin’ wicked afoot when the night skies bleed red. Somethin’ with a mighty thirst and a cravin’ for a good swordfight! Be aware that these aren’t yer average vampire, they’re the abomination created when a vampire turns a seafaring pirate.
Don’t turn yer back on these creatures o’ the night for one moment. Thar not to be trusted and knowing ‘em as we do, likely have somethin’ more up thar sleeve. Keep yer mateys close or they may be next to turn.
Protect yer necks, join the fray, n’ band together and push them back to the sea! Be wary, losin’ bites.
The dog days of summer will soon arrive in port. While the course of true piracy never did run smooth, the seas look calmer as the weather warms.
This month, the Department o' Treasury has filled the Gold Box with vibrant items to celebrate these long summer nights. Discover Midsummer Parrots, Midsummer Toucans, Unicorns, Tigers, n’ more.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until June 15 at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here.Pirates who get distracted may miss out, but who knows what may lurk in the next Gold Box. Visit the Gold Safe at your island bank to buy Gold Boxes today!
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
Own a subscription that runs through June, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Madam Yu Jian Plushie to join yer crew. The Mistress of the Jade Sword is formidable and could help inspire a band of noble plushie warriors to fight at yer side.
If’n the Queen alone doesn’t sway pirates to follow ye, perhaps ye need to work on yer reputation?. Earn the June Seal o'Piracy by increasin’ yer pirate Patron Reputation. Bein’ a good host is sure to impress those around ye.
If’n ye still don’t have enough followers, it’s time to bring the heat. This month we salute the heat of summer with the Inferno Class Sloop. Thankfully, the magma below decks seems to have some magic about it, as pirates working below decks won't be harmed by it. We still don't recommend drinking the stuff, though! This sizzling ship is available for sale at your local shipyard for the month of June.
Get ready to go bananas with the always appealin' Banana Mystery Box! Split open these boxes and ye may find Banana Cream Octopuses and Banana Cream Monkeys both attired in jaunty hats, Banana Cream Leopards, Banana Cream Patchy Foxes, n' more! These items are ripe for the pickin'. Don’t slip-up n' forget to partake in the side-splittin’ banana fun.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 17, 2021 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2021 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab 'em before they split!
Hushed voices in the inn speak of an old man who lives alone on an island. If pirates are afraid to speak loudly on any subject, ye know the story must be interestin’. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Old Man From Oyster Plushie to tell ye stories late into the night.
If yer tired of listenin’ to stories and are lookin’ fer a fight, ye best set sail. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 20 sea battles.
Given how much ye’ll be sailing this month, it’ll be nice to bring some spring cheer with ye. This month’s ship is the Verdant Class Cutter, and it has to be seen to be believed. Someone at the shipyard clearly has a green thumb given the whole ship is in bloom!
Avast mates! Yer finally in the twilight of winter and the spring thaw is on the horizon. We’re happily sailin’ towards warmer days with a hold full o’ Gold Boxes. Amongst this cargo ye’ll find items designed to say goodbye to the long dark nights of winter, and hello to the sprouting of spring.
Open one o' these Gold Boxes and ye'll find Twilight Monkeys, Twilight Dragons, Twilight Otters, Pet Rocks, and Storm Hounds.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 12th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Just like the first bulbs of spring, this box won't be around long. Visit the Gold Safe at yer island bank to buy gold boxes today!
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive yer very own mad king. These Vargas the Mad Plushies are always ready to rumble.
Yer a skilled pirate. Isn’t it time ye test yer skill against the kings? Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engagin’ in melee with 3 Brigand Kings! Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.
May the luck o’ the Irish be with ye while sailin’ the seas in Emerald opulence lookin’ fer kings to slay. The Emerald Class Sloop will be available all month to if’n ye want to make yer mates green with envy.
Are ye startin' to feel like this winter will ne'er end? Good news! Sprin' Green Boxes have sprouted even afore the ground has thawed. We eckon it's a way to chase those winter ice blues away.
Don’t ye worry, mates. Like previous years, we’ve added a wee bit o’ luck to each box. While ye can still find Spring Green, ye may also find Emerald finery. This be yer chance to uncover Discover Primaveral Parrots with Hats, Emerald Owls, Primaveral Pandas with Bandanas, and Emerald Seals, n’ more. That’s not all, these boxes are also chock-full of magically delicious spring green and emerald clothing, furniture, chromas, 'n more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on March 22, 2021 you'll receive a free Spring Green Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2021 Spring Green Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Spring Green Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so may the luck o’ the pirates be with ye this spring!
Own a subscription that runs through March, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gretchen Goldfang Plushie to help protect yer fleet and take a bite out of yer enemies. Be aware that her loyalty can be bought. If yer foe presents her with a chunk of frozen hellfire, a hair from Azarbad's beard, and the Widow Queen's eyepatch, she’ll happily release yer fleet.
Feelin’ lucky? Why not test yer skills in a few tournaments? Earn the March Seal o'Piracy by participatin’ in 4 tournaments!
While yer waiting fer a tournament to begin, why not shop at yer local shipyard? The oceans' shipwrights have managed to learn enough about the militant Imperials' vessels now to be able to replicate their War Frigs to exact specifications! The Imperial Class War Frigate can be ordered from your local shipyard, but act quickly; it won't be around fer long.
Ye’ve seen yer mates rush to the palace shop fer a last minute box o’chocolates to warm the heart of their special mate, but will that really keep ‘em warm while sailin’ frozen seas? Ye need somethin’ with a bit more heat - somehin’ a bit more pink. What says “I hearty ye” more than a creature named after ye? Just be sure each box has some holes in it. Trust us on this one...
This month’s gold box is stocked with booty the lass or lad in yer life will adore! Ye'll find heart-swelling hot pink treasures like Be Mine Birds, Devotion Dragons, Flirty Foxes, Obsession Otters, Tender Tigers, hot pink hair dyes, ‘n more.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until February 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Best act fast before ye forget the special day ‘n yer forced to walk the plank!