Get ready to go bananas with the always appealin' Banana Mystery Box! Split open these boxes and ye may find Banana Cream Octopuses and Banana Cream Monkeys both attired in jaunty hats, Banana Cream Leopards, Banana Cream Patchy Foxes, n' more! These items are ripe for the pickin'. Don’t slip-up n' forget to partake in the side-splittin’ banana fun.
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on May 17, 2021 you'll receive a free Banana Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2021 Banana Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Banana Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab 'em before they split!
Hushed voices in the inn speak of an old man who lives alone on an island. If pirates are afraid to speak loudly on any subject, ye know the story must be interestin’. Own a subscription that runs through May, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive an Old Man From Oyster Plushie to tell ye stories late into the night.
If yer tired of listenin’ to stories and are lookin’ fer a fight, ye best set sail. Earn the May Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 20 sea battles.
Given how much ye’ll be sailing this month, it’ll be nice to bring some spring cheer with ye. This month’s ship is the Verdant Class Cutter, and it has to be seen to be believed. Someone at the shipyard clearly has a green thumb given the whole ship is in bloom!
Avast mates! Yer finally in the twilight of winter and the spring thaw is on the horizon. We’re happily sailin’ towards warmer days with a hold full o’ Gold Boxes. Amongst this cargo ye’ll find items designed to say goodbye to the long dark nights of winter, and hello to the sprouting of spring.
Open one o' these Gold Boxes and ye'll find Twilight Monkeys, Twilight Dragons, Twilight Otters, Pet Rocks, and Storm Hounds.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until April 12th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Just like the first bulbs of spring, this box won't be around long. Visit the Gold Safe at yer island bank to buy gold boxes today!
Own a subscription that runs through April, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive yer very own mad king. These Vargas the Mad Plushies are always ready to rumble.
Yer a skilled pirate. Isn’t it time ye test yer skill against the kings? Earn the April Seal o'Piracy by engagin’ in melee with 3 Brigand Kings! Be careful, they won't take it easy on ye.
May the luck o’ the Irish be with ye while sailin’ the seas in Emerald opulence lookin’ fer kings to slay. The Emerald Class Sloop will be available all month to if’n ye want to make yer mates green with envy.
Are ye startin' to feel like this winter will ne'er end? Good news! Sprin' Green Boxes have sprouted even afore the ground has thawed. We eckon it's a way to chase those winter ice blues away.
Don’t ye worry, mates. Like previous years, we’ve added a wee bit o’ luck to each box. While ye can still find Spring Green, ye may also find Emerald finery. This be yer chance to uncover Discover Primaveral Parrots with Hats, Emerald Owls, Primaveral Pandas with Bandanas, and Emerald Seals, n’ more. That’s not all, these boxes are also chock-full of magically delicious spring green and emerald clothing, furniture, chromas, 'n more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on March 22, 2021 you'll receive a free Spring Green Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2021 Spring Green Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Spring Green Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so may the luck o’ the pirates be with ye this spring!
Own a subscription that runs through March, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Gretchen Goldfang Plushie to help protect yer fleet and take a bite out of yer enemies. Be aware that her loyalty can be bought. If yer foe presents her with a chunk of frozen hellfire, a hair from Azarbad's beard, and the Widow Queen's eyepatch, she’ll happily release yer fleet.
Feelin’ lucky? Why not test yer skills in a few tournaments? Earn the March Seal o'Piracy by participatin’ in 4 tournaments!
While yer waiting fer a tournament to begin, why not shop at yer local shipyard? The oceans' shipwrights have managed to learn enough about the militant Imperials' vessels now to be able to replicate their War Frigs to exact specifications! The Imperial Class War Frigate can be ordered from your local shipyard, but act quickly; it won't be around fer long.
Ye’ve seen yer mates rush to the palace shop fer a last minute box o’chocolates to warm the heart of their special mate, but will that really keep ‘em warm while sailin’ frozen seas? Ye need somethin’ with a bit more heat - somehin’ a bit more pink. What says “I hearty ye” more than a creature named after ye? Just be sure each box has some holes in it. Trust us on this one...
This month’s gold box is stocked with booty the lass or lad in yer life will adore! Ye'll find heart-swelling hot pink treasures like Be Mine Birds, Devotion Dragons, Flirty Foxes, Obsession Otters, Tender Tigers, hot pink hair dyes, ‘n more.
Find Gold Boxes at yer island bank until February 15th at 3 PM PDT. Get the full list o' goods right here. Best act fast before ye forget the special day ‘n yer forced to walk the plank!
Own a subscription that runs through February, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this to pay homage to the Captain of the Silken Sirens and the Monarch of the Black Veil, The Widow Queen. Don’t hesitate to make this plushie yours; ye don’t wanna anger her.
X marks the spot this month. Earn the February Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 2 different expeditions. So dust off the spyglass and set sail into uncharted waters.
Sometimes love takes more than a bow and arrow. This month ye can pillage with yer love on the Cupid Class War Brig.
Whispers of a smugglin’ operation occurrin' right under Jack Frost’s nose have spread across the ocean. A stash of rare, undeniably cool creatures has been located up in the arctic seas. Rather than see these wintery creatures wind up on the black market, we’ve decided to remove ‘em from cold storage n’ find honorable pirates willin’ to give them a home or make ‘em part of thar crew.
Crack open this month's Ice Mystery Box and stare briskly at the chilly contents. These ice cubes may contain frigid items like tricorn wearin’ Ice Octopuses, Snowy Owls, Ice Pups, Winter Unicorns, Snowy Wolverines, Ice Pigs, and more!
From now until 3:00 PM PDT on January 25th, 2021 you'll receive a free Ice Mystery Box for every $9.99 you spend on doubloons, or every month of subscription time you purchase!
For more information about the full contents of the 2021 Ice Mystery Box, as well as the official rules, please click here. The Ice Mystery Boxes are only available for a limited time, so grab ‘em before they melt!
We’re sailin’ into a new year which deserves some celebration. Start the year out right by recruiting a chilly new crew member who can make sure yer rum is always cold. Own a subscription that runs through January, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Jolly Jack Frost Plushie to freeze the oceans with!
Yer New Year's resolution is to spend more time pillaging? We got ye covered. Earn the January Seal o'Piracy by completin’ 10 sea battles against brigands, and 10 sea battles against barbarians. Pilligin’ more is one resolution any real pirate can keep.
Do ye have the golden touch? Find out this month on the Midas class grand frigate and sail the seas in opulent style.