Icy doom befalls this land! A dire battle horn sounds, tearing the sea air and chilling ye to the bone! From o'er the whale-road the frost-daughter came, amid the clatter of mail and creaking of dragon-timbers. Oh woe and lament! All is gripped in the iron fist of Brynhild Skullspitter and her loyal Thanes! They prosper while all others must shiver in her icy embrace! While ye may not be a member of The Ice Wyrm's Hoard, ye can still show yer an ally through plushie homage. Own a subscription that runs through December, or make a purchase of $9.99 or more this month to receive a Brynhild Skullsplitter Plushie to keep ye on her good side. Don’t get caught out in the cold and get one today.
While yer sailing the icy seas, be sure to keep yer skills sharp. Not even Brynhild Skullsplitter can keep ye from freezing on a crippled ship. Earn the December Seal o'Piracy by compleatin’ a non-Navy session of 5 different duty puzzles.
This month set a course for a jolly good time. This month’s LE ship is Rumored to have come from secret facilities in the icy northern seas. Visit yer local shipyard today ‘n build yerself a Yuletide Class Sloop.